Dude, I don't even know.

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

That obe tumblr user really did manage to fuck the white out of her

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

The spirit is weak the flesh is weak and me also I feel not so willing

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FALSE BUTTONS I TRIED TO PRESS

This is the reason we dunk screenshots in water

finally I get to ruin it, after all the hard work I put into it

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

honey he has a fish for a head