Jacob from the House of Languish

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

As a man, sometimes you just need to gag on another man's cock

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

mommy needs you to look at the minimap more okay sweetheart?

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

time sensitive

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes