the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

i got jumped on google docs

Academic paper called “Horse Plinko, Superhell, and Eeby Deeby: the ‘Hellsite’ and its Fascination with Damnation”

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

may the sun shine on yr leg hair often this summer

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild