ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

nighttime treat ten year anniversary

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man