Like A Dog

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

i feel like scary standing water and i want to feel like a river or at least a creek

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour