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this is entirely self indulgent bc i have been obsessed with avatar and the world of pandora, an i thought this would be cute.
TFA Prowl experiencing Pandora with a forest na'vi companion
contains: prowl
prowl
prowl is in complete awe of the beauty of eywa'eveng. he was mesmerised by earth, but pandora? he doesn't have the words.
he traverses pandora in a na'vi holoform to avoid the violence the native life has against humanity.
it saddens him how humans are treated on pandora, but when he learns the full extent of humanity's role on pandora? he understands. he is a na'vi ally through and through
as for his na'vi friend? he wants to learn EVERYTHING from them
from the worship of eywa to the language and traditions, he internalises all of it. when he eventually has to leave pandora, he finds he still holds many na'vi traditions with him
prowl sees similarities between how the na'vi raise their children and how he was trained as a cyber ninja. because of this, he finds it very easy to fit in with the forest clans
he finds the zeswa clan to be the most interesting. to wander from place to place, knowing no home but the one you carry with you. he relates heavily, having been at space for so long
don't get him STARTED on the animal life. his favourite is the kenten (fan lizards)
when his na'vi friends teach him about tsaheylu, he is (once again) in awe. to be able to connect with the world in such an intimate and sacred way is astonishing to him
he spends most of his time on pandora connected with the trees and plant life. he would only make tsaheylu with an ikran if given permission by a clan as a right of passage. he takes na'vi tradition very seriously, it is their world after all
prowl could live the rest of his life on pandora and be completely fine with it
like i said, this is entirely self indulgent but i had a grand ol time. cranked this out in 10 minutes on my break at work lmao
i was gonna include optimus in this but i think prowl and him would have similar reactions so here we are
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Ooo hi I would love to hear about your TFP Ratchet thoughts, and if I could request something in relation, I'd love to maybe read some bits about Optimus Prime and Ratchet like some fun HCs int he present or your thoughts on their interactions pre-war
ratchet my loveâ¤ī¸
warning: gets a little angsty at some points, all sfw though. cut is to save space
tfp ratchet headcanons
ratchet never wanted to be a medic. he did study cybertronian medicine and the likes, but that was more due to the rising threat of war and the need of medics
especially the years leading up to the war. there were riots, crime was at an all time high, and the hospitals were filled with unfortunate victims of the circumstances
ratchet was a science guy, that's why he's so handy with the ground bridge. he was incredible, and assisted in major breakthroughs pertaining to space/ground bridges
but due to the rising casualties across the planet, he began studying and practicing medicine.
it's part of why he's so upset all the time, he never wanted this. he had dreams and aspirations, he wanted to be a scientist, not a field medic. he mourns what could have been
ratchet had met orion pax in the library orion worked in. ratchet would frequently spend time researching in the library
ratchet was a history nerd, when he had free time. that's how orion and him initially began bonding, orion had the same passion for history
they used to spend hours discussing cybertronian history, philosophy and the likes. eventually, it turned more personal, and they became close friends.
ratchet is much older than optimus, and served as a sort of mentor-figure to him. he still does, optimus frequently goes to ratchet for advice
before the war, ratchet was young and spry. rather similar to jack and june.
and before his schooling? our man was a party animal
you ever seen an ambulance do a keg stand? because optimus has
ratchet loathes to admit how similar to the human children he once was
Plot: Miko's latest prank sets off a chain reaction of events that leaves no one safe from the act of being jump scared
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âDoes anyone else think this is a terrible idea?â Raf asked, shifting somewhere in the dark.
âOh I thought it was a bad idea two hours ago. Iâm just here for the vibes at this point.â I replied, flinching when Mikoâs gum bubble popped.
âJack, your foot is digging into my stomach.â Miko whined.
âMy feet are against the wall.â he grunted back.
âThen whose feet are touching me?â she demanded, reaching over and apparently pinching the offending foot because Raf yelped.
âSorry.â He grunted, and I heard him move, his elbow now pressing against my back.
My phone lit up again, the call silent.
That was five for me, three for Jack and Miko with two. Raf was in the lead with six from Bumblebee and one from Ratchet.
I was trying to not take offense that the old medic hadnât called me yet.
Mikoâs idea, as they often were, was dumb and weird and we shouldnât have agreed, but here we were hiding in an old vent shaft waiting to see how long itâd take the bots to find us.
At first it had been a question of how long it would take before Ratchet noticed we were missing. Then it expanded to how long before the bots realized it. Now it had descended into taking bets on who would get the most calls before drastic measures were taken by the bots.
Ratchet had been so distracted, and with all the others out on a scouting mission, it had taken a good hour before theyâd gotten back and noticed us gone. That had been thirty minutes ago and while weâd heard them pass us a couple times, they werenât frantically tearing the base apart yet.
I had no doubt that when they did find us, Ratchet was going to threaten us with his wrench for âwasting timeâ.
It had been kind of fun. First came the task of finding a place big enough for all four of us, then getting into comfortable positions. And then when weâd gotten bored of being quiet (which had only been a minute) weâd started to talk about our anime hot takes.
It was also decided that Miko was banned from ever choosing a light-hearted romance. How could she not be traumatized after Fruits Basket?
Mikoâs phone lit up, which had her cheering before we all hissed at her to be quiet.
âThatâs three for me.â she cheered in a whisper, pumping her fist.
Doing so caused her elbow to slam right into Jackâs nose, which caused him to yelp and jolt. Jack jostling scared Raf, who jerked his own elbow into my spine.
âWhy was this the one place we all agreed on?â I groaned.
Our grumbles silenced when we heard pedsteps approaching.
âMiko?â Bulkhead called out. âIf this is that âhide and seekâ game again, itâs not cool anymore. Weâre all getting worried.â
The green titan walked right past us, completely unaware we were so cramped right near his feet.
âHow long are we going to let this go on?â Raf whispered.
âUntil I win.â Miko declared.
We fell silent for a few moments, me glancing to my phone when the screen lit up again.
âAww man, you got six.â Miko whined.
âNo. Itâs just a text.â
âFrom?â Jack asked, pulling out his own phone to check his texts.
âRatchet. âTell Miko if she does not end this foolish prank now, I will tie her down and force her to learn Cybertronian anatomyâ with two angry face emojis.â
âRatchet knows how to use emojis?â Raf asked into the silence that followed.
Mikoâs phone lit up again. âHa! Thatâs four. Just three more and I win.â
âThatâs if you survive whatever Ratchet has planned for-â
âFound you.â
The four of us screamed, limbs tangling with one another as we had no space to flee.
What ended our mass attempted scramble and subsequent shouting was the blast of a loud horn and the crash of metal.
Although it was completely dark in the vent, we turned to one another, checking if weâd all heard it.
âDid Optimus justâĻ honk his horn?â Raf asked slowly, voice a whisper.
âNo.â my guardian called back, suspiciously still on the other side of the vent.
Jack, being the closest, pushed the vent up and stuck his head out. âAre you ok?â
Metal scraped as the Prime pushed himself to sit. âI am well. How are you?â
âCramped.â
Offering a digit, Optimus gently pulled Jack out, and then Miko, then Raf, then me.
âWhy are you sitting on the floor?â I asked as I dusted myself off, suppressing a grin as I did.
âIt was the best way to assist in your evacuation.â he answered back, hurrying to stand and rushing down the hall before any of us could say more.
âOk but he totally crapped his aft and honked, right?â Miko asked.
âYeah.â âDefinitely.â âOh yeah.â the boys and I replied.
âMiko!â Ratchetâs death roar echoed around the base.
âGood luck, kid.â
---
As Ratchet got settled into his lesson, Miko literally tied to a chair with, and itâs painfully ironic, ratchet straps, us three excused charges were ordered to remain on the catwalks.
Raf and Jack had started a Mario Kart game, Bee and Arcee cheering them on. Bulkhead was situated beside Miko, for emotional support, and Optimus was pointedly ignoring us all, sulking in a corner as he pretended to read something on his data pad.
With nothing to do, I had time to sit and think. An evil idea formed, one that would make Miko proud.
âHey Raf.â I whispered, sliding up next to him. âThe base has cameras, right?â
Humming a reply, he overtook Jack, only to get wiped off the rainbow bridge by Princess Peach.
âCan you access them?â
âThe main server has everything storedâĻ onâĻ Jack thatâs cheating!â
Vacating quickly to avoid his rapid Spanish swearing, I settled as the computers and searched the cameras.
It took me a while to find the right camera, and a little longer to wind it back to the moment, but my hard work paid off when I watched as Optimus approached our vent, pausing when he heard us, bending down so he was on his hands and knees and stick his helm down.
There wasnât volume, but I didnât need it when he suddenly jumped like a damn cat, launching himself into the wall and slamming onto the ground as gravity reminded him he cannot defy it.
Ok, maybe having audio proof that he did in fact lay on his internal horn in surprise would have made it better, but this was still golden.
Extracting the video, I sent it to the human group chat.
Was this going to ensue chaos and end up biting me on the ass? Probably. But itâd be oh so worth it.
---
âItâs no longer worth it.â I sighed, watching Miko stalk ahead of us with a bat raised high.
âWhat do you even plan to do with that?â Jack asked. âTheyâre twenty feet tall and metal.â
âItâs a precautionary, in case they-â
Bulkhead leaped from around the corner, yelling âBoogiddy boogiddy boo!â
Throwing the bat so it hit him right between the optics, Miko turned on her heel and bolted with a shrill scream, Jack inches ahead of her. They bolted back down the way weâd come, disappearing into the restroom once again.
âOw.â Bulkhead said, in the most monotone voice I had ever heard from him.
After I sent the video to the group two weeks ago, Miko had somehow turned it into a game of figuring out how each bot got scared.
Ratchetâs lights and sirens would go off, Arceeâs engine revved, Bee had just made some demonic screeching sound with his beeps all blending together and Bulkhead, and I donât have to equate it into human terms, backfired.
It had been amusing, for the first day, until the bots decided to get back at us humans.
Given their size, and freedom to use the internet to play whatever audio they wished through their speakers, we were all living on eggshells.
Miko was beyond paranoid, having been carrying around a bat and insisting all humans in the base accompany her everywhere.
Raf had been an easy target for about an hour, before heâd put on headphones and now refused to take them off.
Jack was close to breaking, the constant anxiety of expecting them to be right there edging him closer to insanity.
I was surviving, somewhat. Optimus had taken it personally after Miko had been a narc and showed the video to everyone so he was eager to enact revenge. At this point I was just pretending to be frightened so he felt like he accomplished something. It was getting old having to act startled every time he shouted my name while cruising down the road though.
Walking right under Bulkhead and stepping over the bat, I found Ratchet at his usual station, reading an earthly text.
âWhen will this end?â
âYou started this. Now you must suffer the consequences.â
With a groan, I flopped onto the couch, not even flinching when Jack and Mikoâs screams once again echoed down the hall.
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I saw your post about requests and wanted to ask, what are your headcanons for Helex?
I barely see any content on him and it really puts tears to my eyes lol
yayayayay we love helex the nasty mf
the cut is to save space, headcanons are as sfw as the djd can get
general helex headcanons
as one of the powerhouses of the DJD, he puts on a very harsh and rough persona. and to be fair, he is a very harsh and rough bot
tesarus is his main man. from a simple glance, it kind of seems like they hate each other. they are constantly insulting each other, poking and prodding, just trying to get under each other's plating
in reality, that's their love language. being total assholes to each other. they find it hilarious to get a rise out of the other
tes is also the only one who can really take it, being the only one bigger than helex
helex is a softie for his djd buddies. vos has made his home inside of helex's smelter, especially on colder planets
helex likes to instigate drinking competitions at bars. he has never lost
helex is incredibly competitive, and will make a competition out of ANYTHING (hence the drinking competitions)
he is genuinely freaked out by kaon. he's better at hiding it than tesarus, but kaon just has an aura about him that's hard to shake.
always watching no eyes
he likes holding hands. if anyone catches him holding hands with his crew, they won't live to tell about it though
its canon that he eats brains, so there's that
he's oddly interested in human biology. specifically, the stomach and brain. i mean, stomachs are basically small smelters and he just has a weird thing about brains
he's not just brawn, he's a bit of a bookworm. he enjoys literature, though it takes a special kind of boredom to get him to pick up a data pad
most of the time his mind is completely blank. not a single thought behind those eyes half of the time
i'm not sure if he has a canon backstory, but my headcanon is he worked in an energon mine before the war. that's how he met tesarus actually, they worked the same mines and joined the DJD at the same time
more scavengers bc i love them and they're neglected on this app đ
and more human reader bc why not?
scavengers and their human s/o
krok
similar to fulcrum, he's more private with his love life
he really just treats you like one of the crew in public, although more doting and careful with you
krok has picked up the habit of rubbing his thumb across your back when he's holding you, or petting your head/hair when lounging around, or when he's anxious and overwhelmed
he keeps an eye on you, especially around misfire and spinister. he doesn't need you going underfoot or getting shot at
krok is a cuddle bug, but he'll never admit it
he likes to lounge with you, watching shitty comedies with you sprawled across his chassis
his favourite name for you in private is "my love" or "darling"
in public, he generally just uses your name, or "hun"
crankcase
you genuinely can't tell if he hates you or if he's just like that when you met
turns out that's just his face, don't take it personally
yall spend a lot of time shit talking your crewmates, all in good fun (most of the time)
he's mastered the perma-frown due to his injury, but he swears you might literally kill him one day by making him crack a smile
you're his favourite (and only) co-pilot, he'll teach you how everything works and lets you help him fly the WAP when he needs a break
in public, he uses your name to address you. in private? he's a secret romantic
"love", "sweatspark", "princess/prince", and "baby" are his favourites
fulcrum
he'll probably never fully get over the whole human/organic phobia, but you made it this far with him, and that's to be commended
he still finds all of the fluids and oils distasteful, but he can admit, they certainly help on certain occasions
there will be days he just can't stand it, and does not want to be touched.
and that's what he loves about you: you're patient. he appreciates every bit of caution and leeway you give him
as a partner? he's not too open about it all in public, he's more of a private lover
of course, once he gets more used to the whole "having a partner" thing, he gets more comfortable being romantic in public
he's a sweetheart, and a total nerd
the rest of the scavengers will often find you two giggling/cackling in a corner over your inside jokes, of which yall have many
don't climb him. he will freak out and kick you off without even thinking about it
he calls you "hun" and "babe"
misfire
most likely of the scavengers to get with a human
he's the kind of guy who'll try anything once, and boy does he love his human
easily the most open with affection and proclaiming his love
he ALWAYS has to be near you, loves having you on his shoulder or in his hands
but be careful, he forgets your there sometimes. expect to be jostled around in his hands while he talks, he uses his hands to express himself while talking
and hold onto something when on his shoulder, he's constantly all over the place
he's gotten many a talking-to from krok for endangering you with his forgetfulness
he's the embodiment of adhd, so be patient. he will not remember things you need him to, but he will remember tiny, insignificant details about the most absurd things. it's just how he rolls
he calls you all sorts of borderline humiliating pet names and the get progressively worse
"sweatspark" , "pumpkin", and "babe" aren't too bad, but he goes further with the intent of flustering you, like "pookie", "snookums", "cutie patootie"... etc etc
do not let him teach you how to shoot
spinister
when you met, of course he tried to squash you like a bug
that's just how he is
but once you cracked his shell? he won't let you out of his sight
with all of the crazy shit the scavengers get up to, he's beyond worried about your safety and well being
he always has you safely perched on his shoulder
he teaches you medical malpractice cybertronian medicine and care, though you probably shouldn't be touching energon
he could give less of a fuck what the other scavengers hear him call you
he's oddly romantic, using names like "my love", "my dear", "darling", "angel", or "my light"
tumblr deleted the first draft of this and i forgot everything i wrote. it was originally much longer but tumblr had to be mean about it
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ive had this on my mind for ages and im appalled there is no writing for this so ima do it myself
written in like half an hour and not proof read, don't expect incredible writing lol
fulcrum becoming infatuated with a human
i know i know, "how the hell could this ever happen"
realistically, it wouldn't. but i am batshit, and in my world i do what i want teehee
3 options here:
1: you were already with the scavengers before fulcrum shows up
2: misfire and you hit it off on some far out planet and he begs krok to let you stay
or 3: you met online, similar to crankcake and cons4eva
based on scenarios 1 and 2, fulcrum avoids you like the plague
i mean it takes him weeks to even be in the same room as you, always finding some excuse to leave
he really doesn't mean to hurt you, and it's not that he dislikes you. he wants more than anything to be able to talk to you as a teammate
but humans are just so... eugh
you have to do the heavy lifting here
the "through the wall/door" method has made it much easier
you two made quick friends, but the first time you came to his door, you were met with a lot of awkward silences
he didn't know what to say. how does he relate to a human? how can he, when he so openly despises your species? why would you even want to talk to him?
it's not like you don't know of his beliefs, or rather, his phobia
the rest of the scavengers made it very clear why he's so jumpy with you
but once you crack his shell a bit? you could yap for hours through the ships thin walls
eventually, he can sit in the same room as you. but please, just stay over there. don't get too close or he will hurl
he doesn't look at you when you're talking. it hurts, he knows it does, but you're making progress. that's all you can think about
and then he starts feeling.. weird.. around you.
he looks forward to talking with you, he actively seeks you out. hell, he can look at you without getting nauseous
he starts to think how you're not as bad as the other humans. sure, you're still a greasy, tiny, fleshie... but you're kind of nice to look at sometimes
as soon as that thought crosses his processor? good primus, the bot nearly hurls
partially due to the phobia, for majorly due to the rising ball of anxiety in his chassis
what the hell has he gotten himself into this time
his chronic anxiety rears its head every time he sees you from then on
and everyone notices. not like fulcrum is a very subtle bot
and boy do the scavengers give him hell about it
he will never be the one to confess. he's convinced it's just a faze, limerence if anything
