#mtmte djd

Tarn would be so fun for this. He’s already creepy at baseline, let’s dial it up. I bet he has a shrine to you. Some of your hair, a half-used tube of your favorite lipstick/chapstick, other creepy things. He prays to it each night, asking you to guide his spark into your holy grace, to allow him to be the version of himself that you love most. Even better is if he brainwashes the DJD into it. At first it was just to appease Tarn, but now they genuinely believe it. You are a deity, sent by Primus himself to guide them into the sweet warmth of salvation. Once they have you, it’s worse. They ask for your guidance on everything, from plating wax to sparing traitors (anyone who disrespected you). You are treated like a god, but in a golden cage. Don’t make them hurt you, they really doesn’t want to. You are their ticket to salvation, to cleansing this universe from the darkness. They won’t give that up.

Tarn turning the DJD into a cult whose sole purpose is to serve you is actually SO real and SO based we need to make an au of this RIGHT NOW

what if

what it we take that golden cage metaphor literal, like the DJD has you put in a large ass extravagant cage that they just keep you in. they frequently visit and pray to you and give you "offerings" (weather it be food or the remains of someone on the list). they give you anything you want EXCEPT the ability to leave. its to dangerous out there!! a delicate, reverent thing like you could easily get hurt!! it's much safer if you remained hear so they can worship you properly!!!!

Yanno what smacks better? The DJD in full fungus mode after death! :D

AKA I HAVE CHARMS NOW LADS-

Available in both clear acrylic charm and sticker form, I'll be posting the rest of the best-buds-murder-squad as we count down to TFNation.