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DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

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Hey gang, yeah I'm probably never gonna update this ever SO yeah...its been fun! And hey I didnt give up on this after 2 weeks! I'll keep the blog as an archive but yeah that's it. Anyway wash ya hands, stay home if you can and uh bye
Gonna be taking a small sabbatical from this blog, I'll be back in a few weeks or something. Peace.
Megu: The real treasures were the memories we made along the way.
Chori: I almost died.
Juri: That was my fondest memory.
Ikumin: I got arrested for being too cool.
Nanamichan: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

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Natsu: *bursts into the room* MIKU!
Miku: I HAVE AN ALIBI!
Acchan: I taught a computer program how to fear.
Acchan: Death.
Aimi: *screams*
Acchan: The void.
Aimi: *screams*
Acchan: STUDENT LOANS.
Aimi: *screams louder*
Yukirin: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Shiichan: Why are you asking?
Yukirin: Satopii was doing laundry earlier and she dropped a sock and I heard her say “why has god forsaken me?”
Kojiharu: Does Takamina know about any of this?
Acchan: No.
Kojiharu: … Can I be there when you tell her?
Renacchi: Hey, Soukantoku! How are you?
Mion: Moving from one crisis to another as elegantly as I can.

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Jurina: I may legally be an adult, but don't be fooled, I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.
Meru: Hey Annya, the place on the corner is serving lemonade and you get to keep the jar. Pretty cool
Annya: [Eyes wide] Yes, that's very cool Meru. Will you excuse me just one moment.
Annya: [Signals to the other members and takes them into a seperate room] Guys, guys guys!!
Annya: [Standing in front of Mio, Miku, Madoka and Aoi] Meru has a mason jar full of lemonade!
Mio: You called us in here to tell us that?
Annya: No I called you in here to change your lives! For you see, a mere five minutes ago Vivian introduced me to her new goldfish who lives in - [points to the other room]
Madoka: [Gasps] An identical mason jar!
Miku: Ohhhh this isn't gonna end well
Annya: There are two possible options and we're gonna bet on which happens first. So, will Vivian put fish food in Meru's lemonade, or will Meru drink Vivian's fish. Now you would think putting fish food into lemonade wou-
Aoi: Vivian just drank her own fish
Annya: WHAT? NOOOOOO!
Chori, pinching her fingers almost together: I’m THIS close to kicking your ass!
Megu, doing the same: Well, I’m THIS close to kicking YOUR ass!
Chori: Let’s settle this like women!
Megu: Juri, whose fingers are closer?
Meru: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so i'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown
Meru, biting Annya's hand: This isn't a bagel...
Acchan: What would Takamina say if she were here right now?
Mariko: [mimicking Takamina] “Acchan! I know minimal information about the situation or its context, but I am ready to place all the blame squarely on your shoulders!”

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Dasu: He doesn’t deserve you. If he hasn’t figured it out by now you’re gone.
Shawako: I’m gone.
Dasu: NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF!
Chiyuu: Are you trying to make the rest of us feel dumb?
Umechan: I’m not trying to, it’s just happening.