Hi!

one of the more unrealistic things in twilight is that a child of divorce immediately got married at 18 to someone she’s known for only like two years. like hello.

@talesfromthecrypts

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

world heritage post

Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

ok…!

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

It’s been a long week

oh i saw this in a sofia isella post lmao

Wheeee!!!! Yippee!! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

i love small towns in America.

like to slap maine’s bald head reblog to slap maine’s bald head

Lmao Toad Suck is literally right next to where I live. We even have a HUGE celebration downtown every year called “Toad Suck Daze”.

I feel like it’s important that y'all know: The town of Chicken, Alaska was originally supposed to be named Ptarmigan, cause, you know, there are a lot of ptarmigans around there. But when they were founding it they had an argument about whether or not there was a p at the front of ptarmigan, and they couldn’t agree and wound up just naming it Chicken instead.

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank