🌘The Angel of the Abyss🌒

jon is such a weird ass motherfucker it drives me insane. he thinks the best way to deal with mosquitoes is their complete extermination. he openly insults martin multiple times on official academic recordings. he still eats meat in spite of the flesh statements and actively mentions that. he puts a little bit more drama into the statements on his own instead of it all just being the eye. he hates americans. he lied about his age by a full decade. he has early grey hairs. he yapped about emulsifiers on martin’s birthday and completely fucking forgot about it. god he’s such a fucking shitbag no wonder he wasn’t properly loved as a child

This creature goes munch, crunch

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

This is my daily plea to all Mechs artists: please please please please PLEASEEEE make your Mechs designs more creechur! Give Jonny digitigrade legs! Give Raphaella a weird long neck! Make Marius a fish! Make Nastya a strange and mysterious digital being! Give Ivy bigass horns! Give Ashes scales! Give Brian hooves and a tail! Make the Toy Soldier not modelled after a human, but after whatever species was present in the planet it was made on! Leave Tim as a human because he's a basic boring British bitch!