you know how it is
it's chew on her fin chewsday
@garnetislovegarnetislife *Zoey getting ideas after watching another marine life documentary* 😏
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we're not kids anymore.

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you know how it is
it's chew on her fin chewsday
@garnetislovegarnetislife *Zoey getting ideas after watching another marine life documentary* 😏

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The art of mindless embroidery.
by @ toolbburs (no pronouns in bio).
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
How Emmett met his partners part 2
(in a small office)
Emmett: (holding a clipboard) What's your names?
Partner 1: Aww are you flirting with us?
Emmett: (baffled) I'm literally filling out a form.
Partner 2: That's not a no~
Emmett: Names. Now.
Partner 2: (smiling waaay too casual)Arturo Julio Jose Gonzalez De la Cruz. But you can call me Julio. This is my girlfriend.
Partner 1: Lydia Blake, but you can call me anything you want handsome~ (winks)
Emmett: Okay. (flustered and annoyed) Since you didn't actually get to use the spray paint and no harm was done, I'm going to issue you a warning. Please do not come back.
Julio: Well in case you need anything from us-
Emmett: I really doubt that.
Julio: Our business card
Emmett: JL paranormal investigations?
Lydia: The QR code is to our YouTube channel.
Julio: We mostly investigate ghosts, but we also do cryptids, and the odd demon.
Emmett: (desperately trying not to laugh in their faces) I'll keep that in mind. Anyways, please leave.
Lydia: And if we don't wanna~
-two secs later-
Emmett: (carrying both Julio and Lydia, before lightly tossing them outside the fence before closing the gate) Please don't come back. (turns around to head inside)
Lydia: He literally carried us both.
Julio: That was so hot.
Lydia: You think he'll text us?
Julio: Fuck I hope so...
Lydia: You think he'll punish us next time? (wiggles eyebrows)
Julio: You read too much fanfic.....but lord do I want him to.
I love ✨oblivious✨ Rumi, so here's an idea...
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Zoey loves blasting music while she does things around the house, she says it's the easiest way to concentrate on the repetitive tasks. More often than not, the girls end up singing along, some other times they end up talking about the songs in her playlists.
Mira and Zoey are surprised by the number of times Rumi comments a song was either written or produced by Celine. They're even more surprised to find out she has not only sold lyrics in Korea but the rest of the world as well. It soon became a thing where Mira or Zoey would ask Rumi whether the song they're listening to was written by Celine or not.
Mira is the first to realise a lot of the songs are love songs, and she starts making jokes and asking if Rumi remembers who inspired those songs. If she had a stepdad or stepmum around at some point. Rumi always insists they're not love songs since most songs are from back in the day when she was writing for Sunlight Sisters, ideas Celine discarded for her group but where worth selling later on.
One evening Zoey is blasting and singing "Jenny" by Studio Killers. Mira is sitting on the couch mumbling the lyrics, finally paying attention to them, and jokingly asks Rumi if Celine wrote that one too.
To what Rumi happily replies, "I think so, yeah! 😄"
Both Mira and Zoey stop what they're doing and look at Rumi.
"You're kidding, right?" Mira asks, then turns to Zoey. "Zoey, please stop shaking."
"What?"
"Celine wrote Jenny?"
"Around the time mum was pregnant and they were on hiatus living together, yes. She had a lot of free time. Why?"

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“Oh Batman is abusive in comics” “how many times does a character need to be mischaracterized before it’s just their character”
I DON’T CAAAAARE
Batman being abusive to his kids is so fundamentally wrong and makes him a one dimensional character and I personally hate it.
“Oh the dark gritty character is dark and gritty and mean” hey how about the dark gritty character is dark and gritty because he has to be. He’s such a bleeding heart that he can’t let his enemies (and sometimes allies) know how much he loves and cares. He loves so much. He loves his city, he loves his kids. He’s full of so much love yet he can’t express it because he’s never been taught how. And maybe he’s harsh but it’s because he couldn’t imagine what he would do if he lost another kid.
Batman is a hero, not a villain and it’s a disservice to make him behave like one.
So doing a re-read/re-listen of the series, and I just realized the most likely source for the term "Cheese Sticks" on the ninth floor is found back in the first book. Carl offhandedly called Maestro an Absolute Cheese Stick, something he doesn't even remember doing, and now it is a rallying cry for his army. Incredible.
I LITERALLY HAD THAT SAME REALIZATION TODAY!!!
The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye
Hey this movie is really important in queer history! It was the first feature length film directed by a black lesbian! You can watch it here for free!
I really recommend you do because while it is a rom-com (and a drama), it also looks at how the stories of black queers are over looked in history.
Okay, Tumblr seems like the place to ask this:
Most iconic bar fight?
Dungeon Crawler Carl Ch. 57 Bar Fight
Dispatch Bar Fight
we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason
torrents work like this
i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3
unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it
i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map
i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs
this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.
crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.
please learn to torrent
An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over
always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.

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Farewell
The sick irony in this is that they lost Rumi the same way normal people lose their loved ones to demons. Complete annihilation with not even a body for closure, just.....gone
Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out
It works with a similar effect but as an attack debuff on people in a viewable distance rather than a support item
Hexagon Quilt
That NSFW Twitter post:
YESSSSSS!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵
Lena Luthor edit I made 😊
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I keep imagining this very specific image of Celine in a sharp business suit with one of those long jackets, sporting an entirely unimpressed look as someone berates and beliddles her, before snapping her fingers, which causes a massive demonic werewolf to emerge from the shadows behind her. "Rumi," she slowly raises her hand and points at the man. "Kill." Instantly, the man is torn to shreads, and Celine simply smiles.
Anyway, I want to make this into an actual AU, so hear me out. Apologies for the wall of text below the cut.
Rocky and Grace's relationship really re-defines the term "star crossed lovers." Not romantic lovers where fate and the stars said no, but beings that crossed the stars to love each other platonically.
Conclusion: romantic love kills people, platonic love builds spaceships and biospheres