I'm here for your Soul.

Fanfic

Polytrix Smut

Mixed Race Zoey

Creole french vs Celine

Carpet drapes

Sexy accent

Pawpa at the airport

Family reunion part 1

Family reunion part 2

Family reunion part 3

Rumi and the muffins

Handy Zoey

Florida man

Punk Mira

Sharing a bed

Stonedtr/x

Noodling

Weeds

Zoey's cousin

Tiger demon Rumi

Mari Gras

Fan Art!!!

Buff Rumi

Rumi vs Skunk

Fan Art 2!!!!

Waffle House

Whoops

Supportive Dad

Eun-ho Emmett

Zoey's full name

Magic vs Genetics

Abuelita's best day ever

Zoey yells at crocs

Burbank

Zoey's notebooks

Dollywood

Spice tolerance

neurodivergentr/x

Derpy

Rumi's turn

Rumira nicknames from the grandparents

Celine is in hell

Zoey's cousin part 2

Dolly Fucking Parton!!

Treats

Surprise (RIP Zoemira)

Polytrix nicknames

BBQ

Dolly songs

Tiger cubs

Twins!

Mechanic Zoey

Demon hunting explained for grandparents

Even when they win, they lose

Big Mad Hormonal Rumi

The honstrap (Why Huntr/x is dumb)

American things that scare Rumira + Celine

best career day ever.

So despite the stupid amount of money they have. I do think that the kids go to public school. So like it's just a bunch of like normal ass people and then suddenly three fucking k-pop stars walk in the door with five year old Rina.

Teacher: Alright Rina, do you wanna introduce your guests for the class?

Rina: (nods) This is my Eomma(points at Celine), this is my sissy (points at Rumi) and this is my niece (points at Mimi) and they're all swingers!

Rumi: (immediately puts her hand over Mimi's mouth)

Celine: Singers. We're singers.

Rina: Singers! And i have videos!

Teacher: (clicks links to the video and it's for the Huntr/x reunion concert that's opening with The bulletproof butterflies (Mimi's band) and also Celine is going to be singing some sunlight sisters songs with all the girls)

Teacher: (started a few years ago, who didn't realize that when Rina said her family were singers that they were actually super famous) 🤡

Rina: And they're going to do a song now!!

(Celine, Rumi and Mimi sing golden and the class goes absolutely nuts absolutely losing their shit)

-later-

Jenny: So did you have a good day at school today, bug?

Rina: Yeah!!

Jenny: And (looks at Celine, Rumi and Mimi) did you three behave?

Celine: Yeah although I think we're gonna have to send her teacher a fruit basket or something.

Jenny: They didn't believe Rina when she said y'all were famous?

Celine: Yep.

So this is how it's like when Mira tops?

yeah... although generally speaking if Zoey's being a shithead, Feral!Rumi is the one giving her backshots and Mira is the one who's got the remote to the toy that's in whatever hole Rumi isn't destroying.

Rumi might lose her pelvis but Zoey loses her ability to walk/sit down a lot. Also she definitely was the first to gave to get a hip replacement when she's old.

Rumi: So have you learned anything? (cleaning the scratches she left on Zoey's back)

Zoey: I wish we'd found out about full demon mode and the honstrap sooner- (hisses as Rumi sprays more disinfectant on the scratches)

Mira: You're such a brat.

Zoey: (laughs) don't worry, Angel. It will be your turn in a second~

Rumi: I just cleaned off!

Zoey: So sweetheart, does my good girl want your gentle daddy dom or demon daddy?

Mira: Demon. I want the knot.

Zoey: You heard our girl. Now get your honstrap ready.

(after Jack + Jas mess with the honussy)

Jack: (laying on the sofa in his parents' house holding Jas's baby bump) Jolene?

Jasmine: (laying against Jack, holding a baby name book)our child is not gonna be named after the country song about hoe.

Jack: Our first time together was at an orgy.

Jasmine: Put it in the maybe list.

Jack: (fist pumps)

Zoey: Hey speaking of names. Any ideas what our grandparent names are gonna be?

Jack: Well all the current grandparents names are taken, so Halmeoni, Halbae, Nana, Poppop, and Bubby are taken. But we have ideas for each of you.

Zoey: Oh?

Jack: Meemaw (points at Zoey)

Zoey: Meemaw?!

Mira: (snorts) Perfect.

Rumi: (wheezing) Yes!

Jack: (points at Rumi) Peepaw.

Rumi: What?!

Zoey: I can live with meemaw.

Jack: Granny (points at Mira)

Mira: Granny?! I'm not *that* old, I'm not Celine!

Jack: Nana claimed her title long ago.

Mira: Well why can't we have classier grandma names? Like grandmother.

Rumi: Or at least Grammy.

Mimi: (from the kitchen) Just because you won award doesn't mean we have to call you by it. Also I think Eomma should be Meemaw, Rumimaw. And Appa or Mama can be Peepaw.

Rumi: Shut up, Mimi.

Jack: Appa, just because we're rich does not mean we're classy. Just because you serve instant ramyeon in expensive china, doesn't make it gourmet.

Mimi: (from the kitchen) Preach!

Rumi: Hey instant ramyeon is delicious.

Jack: Yeah and it's also the diet of every college student that's campus is near an h-mart. Appa, you bring our own wet naps to the korean barbeque. Last family reunion, Great Auntie Debbie made jello salad shots, Poppop passed out in a bush in his underwear and Mimi threw up in one of the planters.

Rumi: (yells toward the kitchen) That was you?!!

Mimi: Jack pissed on your lavender!

Jack: I did not! I pissed on the Azaleas, the lavender is in the front yard.

Rumi: You peed on my Azaleas?!!

Jack: Hey in my defense, I did help Poppop make Great Great Guncle Henri's Moonshine.

Zoey: And that's why dad passed out in the bush. Also at least no one pooped in your flower garden....again.

Mira: (snorts) Heh I almost forgot about that phase. Did we ever figure out which one of the kids was doing it?

Rumi: It was Sean, remember that's when we put in automatic flushing toilets and they scared him.

Zoey: Aww yeah, (giggles) he thought he was gonna get flushed down with it. Shit. Okay, we are a Meemaw family.

Mira: See I thought we were gonna bring up the fact that we have a box of friskies that Rumi and the kids eat like cereal....also Rumi's Peepaw.

Zoey: Peepaw Rumi!!

Demon!Rumi: (moos in complaint)

Zoey: You can't be that tired if you're still hard, besides it's my turn!

Mira: (absolutely wrecked next to Rumi) Just give me twenty minutes and I can go again.

Demon!Rumi: (moos in resignation then groans as Zoey takes her cock to the hilt in one go)

Jack: (slowly sneaking past his parents in the kitchen to get to the freezer)

Mira: (at the stove) and then your daughter said 'Im twying woman!'

Zoey: (snorts) Oh so the sass is because of me and has nothing to do with you?

Mira: I'm just saying, that sounds like something you would say.

Zoey: (mock horror) When I have I ever been that disrespectful?!

Mira: You literally spanked my ass when I was getting out of the shower and said 'mmmmh fresh cake'

Zoey: I'm sorry that my wife has a thick dump-(not even turning her head) Ji-sung Jackson put the ice cream back you little gremlin.

Jack: (puts it back grumbling) how did she even see me?!

Zoey: (waits til he leaves then looks at Mira with her arms crossed) How long did you know he was there?

Mira: (looking down) the whole time.

Zoey: You had no intentions of stopping him did you?

Mira: I would have!

Zoey:

Mira: Eventually....

Zoey: Mir

Mira: I wouldn't let him eat the whole thing!

Zoey: Eating it with him doesn't count.

Mira: Rumi does it!

Zoey: Rumi steals it for herself, the kids just annoy her until she shares.

Mira: I at least make sure they don't eat plastic. And how do you always catch us?

Zoey: (smirks) I have my ways.

-later-

Zoey: here's your payment. (drops a bag of bird seed in front of Sussie) Thank you for your continued service.

Said fishing pole lasted 28 minutes before she got tackled by either Derpy or Rumi.

I can't tell if this is supposed to be a Rumi/Derpy want the chicken leg or Rumi/Derpy being like THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE BABY ENRICHMENT. Also since this is my au I can name what a group of demons is called.

Either way Mira is recording the entire time.

Zoey: (sitting on the roof with the chicken leg tied to the end of the line) Come and get it!!

(the whole dumbass of demons comes running out and jumping up the wall trying to get the chicken leg)

Derpy: (sees his babies jumping up trying to get a chicken leg on a string and naturally as a good Nanny tries to get it for them.)

Zoey: (reels in the line up just as Derpy is about to pounce)

Derpy: (misses the chicken leg and face plants into the wall)

Zoey: (snorts) this is great!!

Demon!Babies: (mooing because they can't reach the chicken leg)

Demon!Rumi: (sees the chicken leg out of reach and her babies mooing for it and bites the chicken leg)

Zoey: oh I gottta a biter! (reels it in thinking it's Derpy) Damn, Derpy is stronger than he looks. (sees Rumi) Wait Rumi! No!

Demon!Rumi: (yanks it hard bc she's a good Eomma)

Zoey: Oh Shit(falls off the Roof)

Demon!Rumi: (teleports to catch Zoey, ends up her landing pad) *groan moo*

Zoey: (groans) Same.

Demon!Mimi: (steals chicken leg from Rumi then runs off with it dragging the fishing pole with it, the rest of the dumbass chasing after their sister)

Mira: (falls over laughing only to get run over by the dumbass) uggh

Sussie: (perched on the roof)