CL Zoey au: what if despite the NUMEROUS WARNINGS FROM HER MOMS Mimi uses the Honstrap and gets BOTH her girls pregnant. Would derpy be conflicted as to which one to lay and protect?
Derpy would drag one until they were together and lay on top of them both so they won't move. If they do separate or one leaves, Derpy will stay with the one that's home. Although I do think that Mimi given that *both* her girls are pregnant with her kid, might drive her demon instincts absolutely mad and mean she's the one doing the dragging and prevention of leaving.
Unfortunately for Derpy, Rumi and her kids, eventually get kicked into demon protective mode and *he* gets growled at and bapped. Although it takes a bit longer. So Derpy gets like a month before he's suddenly getting growled at.
Usually they calm down eventually but it takes awhile and Derpy is not smart, very determined and also fighting a losing battle.
Derpy: (sees pregnant Ruri and Sora and immediately tries to protec)
Demon!Mimi: (sees Derpy trying to get near her pregnant mates, growls in warning)
Derpy: (completely unbothered, keeps walking)
Demon!Mimi: (baps Derpy in the face)
Derpy: (confused tries a different angle)
Demon!Mimi: (baps him in the face again)
(this continues for like ten minutes)
Sora: (on the phone with Mira) uhuh. yeah okay.
Ruri: Sooo anyway to stop this?
Sora: Not without us getting up and moving but apparently this is just gonna keep happening. Rumi did this to him, Jack did this to them. It's just gonna keep happening.
Ruri: (sighs watching Derpy get smacked in the face for the nth time) This is so so stupid.
Sora: We could be getting double tiger cuddles. (pouts) Mimi, please let him through. For me?! (big eyes)
Demon!Mimi: (conflicted tiger noises before relenting)
Derpy: (happily walks past to get pats from Sora)
Demon!Mimi: (immediately jealous and knocked him over so she can get pats from Sora)
Derpy: (unbothered gets pats from Ruri)
Demon!Mimi: (Gets jealous again and knocks him out of the way to get pats from Ruri)
Ruri: Congratulations, they've evolved into something dumber.
Sora: this is gonna be a long nine months.
Derpy: (hisses and baps at demon!mimi)
Demon!Mimi: (deep growl, puffed up, already twice the size of Derpy)
Demon!Mimi: (baps Derpy across the fucking room)
Derpy: (blinks one eye at a time before trying to rush to get a spot by the girls)
Demon!Mimi: (immediately trying to block him)
Ruri: (sighs) Nope we're not doing this. (gets up and grabs Demon!Mimi and Derpy by their ears) You two are going to get along and stop being stupid. You can cuddle us both. You're both trying to protect us. Stop it or neither of you will get any cuddles.
Derpy&Demon!Mimi: (pout, and immediately borh cuddle up with the girls)
Ruri: See that's not so bad.
Derpy: (snuggles slightly closer to Demon!Mimi)
Sora: Hey! No growling at Derpy!
Demon!Mimi: (grumbles clearly pouting)
Sora: You can sulk but you can't be a bully.
Demon!Mimi: (moo of indignation)
Demon!Mimi: (chuffs and pouts)
Sora: That's what I fucking thought.
