Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey, Bloggy-Woggy... Stuff.

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

mlemelemelemelem. hrm. mlemelemelemelemelem.

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you're reblogging from.

There’s a video of him doing a full Ted-Talk-style performance on YouTube! He’s funny as well as impressive!

Pokemon Heritage Post

The fox is me when I tell my friends a terrible joke and the goose is their reaction.

thinking again about vampirism as disability

what if you slept all day and woke at night, lonely and frustrated. what if you couldn't go to social events, or even mundane public spaces like stores. what if you couldn't see the sun. what if you couldn't go to the pool, or the beach, or the creek. what if you couldn't eat what everyone else is eating. what if you couldn't eat at all. what if your basic needs came at the cost of your loved ones' quality of life. what if you became agitated, confused, maybe even violent if your needs weren't met. what if people blamed your behavior on demons, or worse, your own inherent evil. what if people saw you as a threat to your own community. what if the default response to your suffering was either indifference or violence. what if people thought you were better off dead, that you no longer count as human, that they're doing you a favor by letting you disappear. what if people assumed you must somehow deserve all of this. what about that.

booty shorts that say "I'd rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one's personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork" on the ass in very small font

If I see dickless flesh monster drake one mode time I’ll lose it

With a good enough internet connection, I’d live here.

Reblog if you would fuck the person you reblogged this from

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok