she said my swag was super i told her this shit come natural

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave

what if characters from a cartoon were covered in blood and trying to killed you. what if the my little ponys were evil and scary. has anyone ever had this idea before.