she said my swag was super i told her this shit come natural

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

i can't eat half of these but ok.

Both of us are physically allergic to half of that stuff, please be more considerate

you eat everything in yummy world

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

Shoutout to the that time alphinaud attended 3 memorial services for the fallen back to back to back and felt the need to lean over to the exact same total stranger at every single one to explain how the guy giving the speech was a little bitch.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

You might think, "bad music artists are bad because they make bad music." But bad music artists don't make bad music. They expose the fact that all music is fundamentally stupid and terrible. People call them bad for this

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed