salted mutton anus

carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket

what are any of you ever fucking talking about

You know what? Fuck this (GETS MY FAT ASS STUCK IN THE SUEZ CANAL AND BLOCKS 10% OF GLOBAL SEAFARING COMMERCE)

Hairless grindr thugs well who are a little to faggie for there own good and make being sexualy gay there entire personality are always extreamly boring poeple just want to sexualy fuck and drink lavender oat milk cold brew all day and scroll instagram reals try something fcking new i want to play the crossbow challenge

The apple and crossbow challenge

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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News : puppies is been renamed to "Dog Larvae". Everyone is happy aboit this.