Love the word "also". I have more things to say

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

Looks thru a glory hole n sees a lovely meadow