Anonymous does not forgive; Anonymous does not forget
Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
Anonymous is still able to deliver
There are no real rules about posting
There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
You must have pictures to prove your statement
Lurk moar - it's never enough
Do not argue with a troll - it means they win
The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
There are NO girls on the internet
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets
It is delicious cake. You must eat it
It is delicious trap. You must hit it
It needs more desu. No exceptions
There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw
You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
There is porn of it. No exceptions
If no porn is found of it, it will be created
No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
There is furry porn of it. No exceptions
The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS)
If there isn't enough just ask for moar
Everything has been cracked and pirated
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
The internet is not your personal army
If you post it, they will cum
It will always need moar sauce
The internet makes you stupid
Longcat is looooooooooong
If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it
Anonymous is a virgin by default
Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions
CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&
MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates
Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads
The term "sage" does not refer to the spice
If you say Candlejack, you w
Nothing is to be taken seriously
The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
There's always a female version of a male character. No exceptions
Not even Spider-man knows how to shot web
Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all
This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA
One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor
This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go
Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago
All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND
Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/
Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions
All Caturday threads will be bombareded with Zippocat. No exceptions
No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night
Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny
If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice
Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right
If you cannot understand it, it is machine code
Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars
Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwich Zhstar iz fwend
Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks
Secure tripcodes are for jerks
If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz
Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay
I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face
Shit sucks and will never be stickied
Bricks are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised
If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS
The internet is always right. No exceptions
The internet is really, really great, FOR PORN
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