zoinks, scoob

sorry if i say something that makes u realize i hate republicans it wasn’t my intention to make u think this was a safe space for them before that either

do you think carol sturka packed a duffel bag to drive to vegas instead of her suitcase because she never unpacked it from book tour and she can’t stand the thought of unpacking her own bag while helen’s just sits there packed forever

maybe carol sturka’s writing is like her fashion sense where it’s actually decent when she’s not trying to come across as hetero

the time i have spent looking at helen’s curled hair extensions in the ice hotel scene should count as military service

slowly pulling the benefit of the doubt i gave you from your pocket as u keep saying whack shit

happy birthday gay people