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*flirtatiously* i have no real connection to reality 😏

idk man i don't have any strict goals in life. i might make an artifact

every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

Goblins and hobbits both make their homes underground

Funniest answer for why gandalf didnt use eagles to carry the hobbits to mordor

Oh lord you weren’t exaggerating… 😬

playing a classic fantasy rpg and shaking my head the whole time to let everyone know I don't approve of feudalism or the divine right of kings

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

if i was tortellini filled with ricotta and they dunked me in a big tub of marinara i wouldnt fight bac

you close those narsty things right now young man