pure distilled nonsense

people sitting on inflated things while floating on water looks so fun i wish that was me so i could have fun and also get sunburned and scared by a fish sporadically

the giraffe is so strong and can distribute its body weight over a large area

love how she can do basic arithmetic

my ass jiggled and the earth qauke.

*gets my big penis- my really really really big penis stuck in the door*

jacking in this autumn to accrue some seasonal data

one day plants will evolve to be able to uproot themselves and then really we will be unprotected

this crossword is dirty. there is both pee and jizz on this strangled paper

puppies experiencing their first snow with an udnerstated comedic flair and elegance

ok guys what else are we gonna make flat.

you have to stick your penis into a moundof sand and start wiggling it and then immediatel wipe it off with the curtain silk that ties the curtains together

prompt: foolish boy does a foolish act to his girlfriend

peeing in the night so scarry need a flashlight

hunny im home i was driving through the blizzard and got stuck in the snow but dont worry i chipped my icicle dick on the steering wheel. woah whos that in the kitchen me? another me? myself?

worlds first cheese slice was incredibly nervous going into the sandwich

i can tell you about ungulates

#im crazy