Pokémon Trainer Joseph would like to battle!

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

Listen. I apologize for mcelroy posting but like, if you’ve listened to them ever and then fallen off, even. do yourself a favor and go to 6:20 on the most recent episode (819). You will never predict what Justin Tyler mcelroy says.

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

tipsy with Spider-Man? helllllllll yeah

the hell yeah was short-lived

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush