slug delusions

Two things can be true at once unless I don't think so then they aren't anymore sorry

Simon and gar phone call

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

it's been June for like 4 weeks now

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?