gourmet fuckin fruit gels, bro

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

what if we were both cowboys. and we were both gay. and this town was big enough for the two of us

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

WOW THIS IS SO COOL :O

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'