Tumblr? I don't know

“Shencomix starts offering no questions refunds to trans girls genuinely mad he hasn’t transitioned yet” sounds like something i’d put on my 2026 prediction bingo as a joke but here we are

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

wait can someone explain what this means to me I really want to know

if i am candid about how i feel i will die like john f kennedy

I've only just learned of the Honda Motra minibike which was only produced in Japan in a limited run from 1982-83 and I am so endeared to her

Fucking the walkies girl for walkies

i don't have nearly enough words for how much i would kill everyone in the building and myself

buffalo chicken dip. christ. i gotta go read about fatal suburban gasline explosions to calm down

*putting blanket over a cat* be sealed for all time