LOL WAT

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

I can’t believe that tumblr user ao3commentoftheday is telling KIDS to go out knocking on doors asking for the devil! /s

but only *after* they piss on the poor! /s

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

we do have to contend with the fact that the reason there is this like perpetual conflation funnel that turns aave and other black dialects into 'gen z slang' and memes and the reason non black performers keep putting on blaccents and the reason pictures of black people just existing gets turned into memes is the same and its because its all minstrelsy.

whenever media even bothers to talk about the albanian protests taking place worldwide now, they exclusively focus on the environmental concerns and for some mysterious, totally not suspect reason, completely gloss over the elephant in the room, which is that sazan island was a cold war, fascist, then communist military base, is still scattered with hundreds of bunkers, is right on the way of the transadriatic pipeline, faces directly on the otranto canal and the italian peninsula of salento, where attempts of israeli colonies are quite literally already taking place (i'm serious. look up coral 37). which is all reassuring information considered that trump's son in law got the construction ban on protected areas lifted by his fellow netanyahu buddy, prime minister edi rama. this is textbook neocolonialism and if you think it doesn't concern you because you're not albanian, and especially if you're italian or european, you couldn't be more wrong.