Same height as Patrick Stump

Oh my god this is the cutest thing ever

deadbeat parentified child

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

gender of the day: apathy

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

people got mad the last time i said this but you HAVE to stop pretending that people of the past were more intellectual and thoughtful and you need to model yourself after them because modernity pales in comparison. that's nazi shit

the fact that on my way out of seeing the hadestown proshot with my sibling i was walking to the theater exit and without even thinking about it i turned around to see where they were... yeah. yeah.

like. you can be frustrated at orpheus. you can be heartbroken for orpheus and eurydice. you should be. but when you're walking together and your loved one isn't right next to you that instinct to turn around and check on them is as natural as breathing

i know the Nutrient Cube™️is like a classic dystopian red flag but I gotta be so honest I would love to just eat a single lackluster block of nutrient once a day and be done with it. cube me

no ao3 users, people switching from wattpad to ao3 is not colonization, and it should not be treated as such

quite frankly i didn't realize enough people still used wattpad for this to be that big of an issue