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Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

I think my favorite single instant in midnight mass is when bev comes in and sees that pruitt has killed and totally drinked joe and is huddling in the corner covered in blood and she springs into cover up mode like "right um so we need to get you cleaned up and to the church" and pruitt, in the voice of a man who has been awake for thirty-six hours, says "yeah, here's the thing" and briefly puts his hand in a sunbeam to demonstrate the burning, and bev just sighs and goes "lord lord lord" while he kinda shifts in place and groans. real "this might as well happen" energy. yeah, sure, he burns in the sun now. fuck it. that's probably normal.