TaiyoKing

everyone who is saying LaVonte and H.J. are married to each other is wrong. The two of them are actually both married to the grind. The difference between them is that LaVonte loves this arrangement and H.J. wishes he was married to LaVonte instead.

This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!

HJ and LaVonte is what happens when you never have a "what are we?" conversation btw. They just are.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

Gay broke sober king 🤴

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

trying to convert to wearing swim briefs this summer but these ppl gotta be out of their MINDS if they think im spending $50+ on less than half of a yard of nylon 😂😭😩

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?

Ah, yeah, I see it now. This is the exact level of detail I needed of the key details of how to distinguish the two. Thank you.

lavonte's internal homophobia definitely stems from a fucked up messy hookup/situationship with hj in the past that neither of them talk about and both pretend to have gotten over but we don't have to talk about THAT yet