I’m Just Out Here, Existin’.

Oops, I Started Watching This Silly Little Queer Show For Fun and Now I Can't Stop Thinking About It: a memoir.

Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment

your cat was an honor to see in the window

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

There are no ducks in this post.

HJ Wingstreet they could never make me hate you.

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

[Image ID: a tweet by @/mitskileaks, timestamped as September 22nd, 2015, 1:58PM. "life w mental illness= / 50%act normal act normal b cool / 15%if I jus went full crazy will they finally get it+let me b? / 35%I'm in a hole I dug". /.End ID]

reading this and not realizing it was from mitski and feeling it on a deep and personal level being like wow ppl really don’t have unique experiences at the root of it all, then realizing it’s her and being like oh yeah makes sense she spoke to my soul again…

gotta set tha mood appropriately

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.