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Imagine being on the Teams team and getting a team Teams call that your team needs to work on Teams onsite because working on Teams on Teams isnāt a good way to work in teams
maybe your computer doesnāt work because you fucked it with your ponis
i did not fuck that computer with my ponis
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translation: i fucking hate trans women specifically but i cant say that so ima say essentially "males" except slyly make it obvious i dont mean cis men at all. teehee!!!
this the typa wording yall gotta be looking out for - TERFs will try to bend shit but the core message remains the same
Guinevere can gaslight gatekeep girlboss her way out of nearly any situation. The knights are just there so she has something to look at.
So why is Arthur there?
So she can gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss him. Obviously.

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the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.
the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i canāt explain
hereās this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and whatās admirable about it is that it doesnāt fight back and it doesnāt try to defend itself and itās suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you donāt question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly⦠like it is just me or is anybody elseās fucking skin crawling rn!!
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying āmama? Big ball?ā
If I were lean down and say āunfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotionsā she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead ābig ball went night night!ā
Please understand when I say āremoved the ball from the premisesā I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See Iāve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you canāt just leave this in the tags etc.
You canāt be funnier then me on my own posts, Iām in tears from laughter
in general--although i don't think it would actually be worth the functional errata needed to implement this--i think magic would be a better game if it trimmed like 20% of its types. for example, i think every animal type with sub-15 cards that's not plausibly going to get typal support in the forseeable future should just be a 'beast'. capybara, giraffe, varmint (god OTJ was fucking awful)--beasts, the lot of them. also, unicorns should be faerie horses and pegasi should be angel horses, it's ridiculous that you can't build one typal deck synergizing the three types of animals that are all different types of horse
an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

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Did you play AD&D? I can't remember how old you are, so hopefully that's not too offensive. If so, was a typical game really as hostile as people say it was?
That's one of those question where the answer hovers somewhere between "no, with a couple of massive caveats" and "yes, but not in the way most people think".
A lot of AD&D 1st Edition's GMing practices are pretty hardass by modern standards; however, they need to be understood in the context that the game's authors were writing for a target audience who mainly played the game in college wargaming clubs, where players would frequently transfer between groups and group sizes tended to be very large ā six players per GM was considered a bare minimum, and up to a dozen player characters in a single party was by no means unheard of!
In particular, players would often bring their character sheets with them when hopping between groups, and it was considered a faux pas for a GM to reject an incoming player's existing character or request any substantive changes be made, so managing expectations could be quite challenging; even as late as 2nd Edition, the Dungeon Master's Guide contains extensive discussion of how to gracefully handle players bringing existing characters with them who aren't necessarily a good fit for the present game's tone or resource economy.
The upshot is that the culture of play these iterations of Dungeons & Dragons are targeting inherently obliges the GM to take a much firmer hand to keep things on track than a pickup game that draws players exclusively from within the GM's established friend group might ā and to be sure, some GMs abused these expectations to act like petty tyrants, but some contemporary GMs do that, too.
A big part of the modern perception that 1E and 2E were extraordinarily player hostile, meanwhile, has nothing to do with the previously discussed GMing practices; rather, it emerges from the transition away from that culture of play in a slightly unexpected way.
In brief, back when D&D was mainly played by wargaming clubs, it was fashionable to run pre-written adventure modules competitively at conventions; the competition wasn't between players, but between parties, with multiple groups running the same adventure in parallel to contend for prizes. Tournament play sometimes chose its winners based on the fastest real-time completion of the module in question, or set specific objectives within the module which would award points when completed, a bit like speed-running or achievement-hunting in a video game (though neither practice existed yet at the time).
It was the survival module, however, that quickly emerged as the most popular tournament format. In a survival tournament, each player would provide (or was furnished with) a binder containing a fixed number of pre-generated character sheets, switching to the next character sheet in the set as each preceding character died; the winning group was the one whose last surviving character's corpse hit the dirt furthest from the dungeon entrance.
Many of 1E's most popular adventure modules, including the infamous Tomb of Horrors, were originally written as survival modules to be run at tournaments in conventions. As such, they were designed to kill off player characters both quickly and efficiently, so as to reduce the likelihood that the tournament would run overtime and get kicked out of the convention venue. When they were later cleaned up and repackaged as commercial adventure modules, their text rarely bothered to explain any of this ā who doesn't recognise a survival module when they see one?
The answer to that question, of course, is kids who didn't come up through the mentorship system of the college wargaming clubs, but taught themselves how to play D&D from first principles using books they bought at their local hobby stores ā and when D&D's popularity unexpectedly exploded in the early 1980s, there were suddenly rather a lot of them!
These kids purchased the repackaged survival modules along with all their other D&D books; having no frame of reference, they assumed that these represented what a "standard" D&D adventure was supposed to look like ā and since they weren't experienced players with whole binders full of pre-generated backup characters at their fingertips, the result was a lot of seemingly unfair total party kills, and a lot of kids concluding that the previous generation's GMs must have been objectively insane.
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love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit
he has had like ten āfinal moviesā and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy
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I love the way The Verge phrased it. "Failed to retire for a fourth time"
Why was there an all male BBQ competition?? Why did they fall for such a terrible disguise??

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