cherry valley forever
todays bird
we're not kids anymore.
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Stranger Things
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shark vs the universe
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$LAYYYTER
styofa doing anything
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Keni
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
JVL
blake kathryn
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@tagrasso
// They were kids that I once knew // // They were kids that I once knew // // Now they’re all dead hearts to you. //
School Portraits with the Prime Vanguard and my operators! This piece has been bouncing around in my head for ages, and I'm so glad to have it done.
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Peepaw Hunhow being involved in Stalker stuff is so funny to me. when your troubles are 80% self-inflicted, and your dumb son who is just like you gets killed and re-animated into a nightmare, and your awesome daughter goes no-contact and keeps her adopted children away from you so you gotta find another dumb son to adopt and get involved in drama with HIS sons because deep down you just want grandchildren goddammit (but you tried to kill your daughter's kids one too many times so those bridges are currently burned </3 bummer)
Hey look it’s your boyfriend
The other thing about meeting my wife on this website is I've seen multiple friends today reblog a post about how some mutuals you eventually transition to using their given name and some you never do, and the thing is. The woman I am legally married to is in the latter category.
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misc critters
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
HEY @staff
Hello!
Howdy!
I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.
Sure thing!
And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.
Which do you mean?
The one with the… With the seeds.
What are they called?
Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”
Sure thing. Would you like anything else?
Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?
Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…
A… One of those right there!
You really must tell me, what’s it called??
I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.
Sure thing! Anything else?
That one there?
You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]
I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?
Do it!
[grunts like a pig]
That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!
Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]
they killed him for this
*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
I heard it was that time of year again.
"You don't have any immediate family. You don't even have a dog"
strattland couples tshirt idea
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
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I stumbled upon this cartoon of Hamlet made for kids and THIS SCENE MADE ME SCREAMMM
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
