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When I started this blog, I wanted a space for science. Nothing else, especially politics. After all, I had other, more directed platforms for that. This was to be my safe little science space. But, the current regime has decided that all science is under fire. So science itself is no longer my safe space. I've decided (after a long social media break) to plop my soapbox down and mount it on this platform, as I'm already doing on others. They'll be a lot more political content from here on out. And I won't be jumping off the soapbox until I feel science and free thought are no longer under threat. Get comfortable.
I have drawn the ire of the TERFs so I am going to reblog and repin so that it is abundantly clear to everyone coming here.
This is a safe space for all my trans homies, my alphabet mafia pals, my gender non-conforming comrades, and the like. If you got a problem with that...
Transphobia is 100% rooted in pseudoscience and a rejection of evidence. As this is a science page, your pseudoscience has only one purpose here: to get absolutely torn to shreds under the weight of your own imbicility.
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But... Stochastic Parrots.
Timnit Gebru was fired from Google in December 2020 for refusing to retract a research paper, and every single warning that paper made about large language models has now happened at a scale the industry spent 4 years trying to make people forget about.
Her name is Timnit Gebru.
She co-led the Ethical AI team at Google. She co-wrote a paper called "On the Dangers of Stochastic Parrots" with Emily Bender at the University of Washington and two other researchers. The paper was 14 pages long. It was submitted to a top AI ethics conference. And it was the reason Google decided that one of the most senior Black women in AI research could no longer work there.
The story Google told publicly was that she resigned. The story she told, confirmed by 2,695 of her colleagues in an open letter, was that she was fired by email while on vacation because she refused to either retract the paper or remove her name from it.
The paper had not even been published yet.
Here is what she actually wrote, and why every prediction inside it has now come true.
The first warning was about scale itself. Bender and Gebru argued that training ever-larger models on ever-larger scrapes of the internet would produce systems that appeared fluent but had no actual understanding of language. They called these systems stochastic parrots because they would repeat patterns from training data with statistical confidence and zero comprehension. The paper predicted that this apparent intelligence would fool both users and developers into trusting outputs that were structurally incapable of being reliable.
This was 2020. GPT-3 had just come out. The paper predicted the hallucination problem before anyone had a word for it.
The second warning was about bias amplification. The paper documented in detail that internet-scale training data contains systematic overrepresentation of dominant viewpoints and underrepresentation of marginalized ones. The models would not just absorb this bias. They would amplify it, because the optimization process rewards confident outputs, and confidence in language patterns tracks frequency in the training set.
The prediction was that hiring tools built on these models would discriminate against women. That healthcare triage tools would underperform on Black patients. That loan approval systems would entrench inequality while presenting their decisions as neutral algorithmic judgment.
Every one of those things has now been documented in deployment.
Amazon's hiring algorithm penalized resumes that contained the word "women" in any context. Healthcare risk scoring algorithms used by major US hospitals were found to systematically underestimate the medical needs of Black patients. Apple Card's credit algorithm gave wives credit lines 10x lower than their husbands for the same financial profile.
The third warning was about environmental cost. The paper calculated that training a single large language model produced emissions equivalent to the lifetime output of 5 cars. The prediction was that the race to scale would create an environmental footprint that would eventually rival entire industries.
In 2024, Google's emissions were up 48% from 2019, and the company explicitly blamed AI infrastructure. Microsoft's were up 29%, same reason. Both companies have now quietly abandoned the climate commitments they were publicly celebrating the year Gebru was fired.
The fourth warning was about documentation. The paper argued that the training datasets being assembled were too large for anyone to actually audit. Nobody at Google, OpenAI, Meta, or any other lab could tell you with confidence what was in the data their models were trained on. This was not a temporary problem to be solved later. It was a permanent feature of the approach.
In 2023, researchers discovered that the LAION-5B dataset, used to train Stable Diffusion and other major image models, contained thousands of images of child sexual abuse material. The companies that had trained on the dataset had no way of knowing. The paper predicted that category of failure 3 years before it was found.
The fifth warning was the one Google cared about most.
Bender and Gebru argued that the deployment of these systems would centralize linguistic and cultural power in the hands of the small number of companies that could afford to train them. The internet would become a place where the dominant voice was a statistical average of dominant voices, presented as a neutral assistant. Languages underrepresented in the training data would degrade over time as more web content was generated by these systems and fed back into the next training run.
This is now happening in real time. A 2024 study found that 57% of new web content in English is AI-generated or AI-assisted. Researchers studying low-resource languages have documented active degradation in translation quality, because the synthetic content fed back into training is itself worse in those languages.
The paper Google fired her for predicted the model collapse problem before model collapse had a name.
The mechanism behind why this all happened is the part of her work that nobody quotes.
Gebru's argument was not that AI is dangerous in some abstract sci-fi sense. Her argument was that AI is dangerous in a very specific structural sense. The technology was being built by a small group of researchers who shared similar backgrounds, worked at similar companies, and were rewarded for shipping products faster than competitors. The incentive structure made it impossible for safety, ethics, and bias concerns to slow anything down. Anyone inside the system who raised those concerns was either ignored, sidelined, or removed.
She was making that argument from inside Google.
Then Google proved her right by removing her.
The team Google had built to make sure their AI was safe was dismantled in 90 days because they did the job they had been hired to do. Margaret Mitchell, the other co-lead of the Ethical AI team, was fired two months after Gebru for searching through her own emails for evidence of how Gebru had been treated.
Gebru did not stop. She founded DAIR, the Distributed AI Research Institute, in 2021. The mission is to do AI research outside the control of the companies that have a financial interest in not hearing the answers.
Every prediction in the Stochastic Parrots paper has now been validated by deployment. Hallucinations are an industry-wide problem the largest labs cannot solve. Bias amplification has been documented in hiring, healthcare, lending, and criminal justice. Environmental costs are larger than entire small countries. Training data audits remain impossible. Model collapse is an active research crisis at every major lab.
The question worth sitting with is the one almost no one in the industry will say out loud.
Every researcher with the technical credibility to call out these problems watched what happened to her in December 2020 and made a calculation about their own career. The number of people willing to speak publicly about safety and ethics issues inside the major AI labs collapsed after that firing and has not recovered.
The researcher Google fired for warning about exactly what is now happening was right.
The company that fired her is now the second-largest deployer of the technology she warned about.
And the people inside that company who agree with her are not allowed to say so.
I love desire paths. There's something so wonderous about seeing an echo of humanity. Depending on it's location, a desire path can mean so many different things.
In a city, like the pic above, they represent rebellion, and efficiency. The messiness of humanity. We like to imagine we're oh so logical and neat so we design our cities to be logical and neat an then real humans literally trample on that idea. The ego required to think you can design something perfect that checks every box. Life is all about compromise and patching stuff when some new problem arises. Though people have certainly tried! Ohio state univeristy let students carve their desire paths, and then paved them over. It looks pretty artsy.
Some people will try to discourage desire paths, but this is almost always going to fail.
Eventually, people just have to accept them. Humans are too dang stubborn.
Certain desire paths are just adorable. A 0.5 second time saver. You just can't design for maximum efficiency, humans will always find shortcuts!
Though on occasion a desire path can actually be the least efficient way...especially if you're superstitious.
In a wilder area, such as below, they show us the curiosity of humans. A desire path somewhere natural often tells you there's something interesting just ahead. (Though remember some ecosystems are fragile and will suffer if trampled! Stick to paths in these sorts of areas)
And how about desire stairs? I always think these look so cool. We get see humans determination to climb, to traverse every kind of terrain.
And for something really crazy...a desire path used for centuries will create a 'holloway'
All of these pics are off the Desirepath subreddit, check them out for more examples! And many thanks to the users who submitted these photos.
Itâs impressive how much human food is straight up poison for every other creature, but that we happen to tolerate enough to eat because weâre that stubborn.
If you have pets like dogs or cats, have you noticed the sheer amount of foods you can eat but they canât?
I ate an entire bag of grapes last week, when only a handful couldâve killed my dog. Chocolate? Delicious and safe to eat for me, deadly for most mammals and birds.
And it goes on and on. The thiosulfates and psoralens in onions and garlic are toxic to most animals. Meanwhile here we are dicing them and adding them to our food to make it yummy. The capsaicin we love for giving our spicy food its kick is one of natureâs versions of a pesticide.
Avocados? Contain persin, which is so toxic to so many different animals that it can kill birds, rodents, and even a fucking HORSE. The caffeine in a shot of espresso can kill your dog or cat, and thereâs no antidote for it.
Besides, weâre the only mammals that drink milk past infancy. Not only that, itâs the milk of OTHER ANIMALS. Youâre not supposed to do that. Most mammals completely lose the ability to digest lactose past infancy. The enzyme needed to metabolize lactose is fully GONE. And here we are making CHEESE???
So much of the daily human diet is straight up murder for other animals.
left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world
right: the Webb Space Telescope photo, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankindâs deepest look into the sky
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its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"
The bicycle has my flabbers ghasted. If your economy doesn't permit even the poorest among you from acquiring a bicycle, you economy is an abject failure.
i re-watched it several times, looking for what he does differently. finally i spotted it. look at the line of motion in his strike. itâs not especially fast, he doesnât wind up more than the others, and itâs not a matter of strength â the guy who knocked over the stand probably put more muscle into it. but thereâs a unity of movement he has that the others lack. his body and sword are all one curve. everything moves at once along the same line.
from a physics perspective, that means all the force heâs applying is concentrated at the point of contact between his swordâs edge and the target, and it moves at just the speed that breakage propogates through the material. too slow and it wouldnât have enough force; too fast and heâd get ahead of the break, shoving the target over instead of cutting it.
from a writing perspective, that means that i should focus on describing a master swordsmanâs smoothness more than their strength or speed, and can also have witnesses be confused at the effectiveness of strikes that donât actually seem all that fast.
Martial arts are all about physics, my karate sensei is has a mechanic/physics diploma and he loves to explain the biomechanics of human body and how this was turned into fight via martial arts. Itâs a very good way to teach. The sword master has a larger stance of the feet, much more than the others, allowing his barycenter to lower and thus giving more stability. This, united with the movement of the sword that follows the angle of his body increases the power of the blow without actually using too much muscle strength. Pretty sure heâs also just tending (not contracting) the muscles under the armpits, near the rib cage, the serratus anterior. That makes a huge difference.
Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!
Doing my project on if itâs more likely to be born in certain months :]
I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. Iâm also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didnât just make up the numbers. So. Behave
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Got curious about star anise after using it in a recipe, looked it up on Wikipedia, and
So you're telling me that genetically modified E. coli freed up 90% of the supply of this crop? Ninety fucking percent? I love biotechnology allowing us to directly manufacture complex chemicals.
Weâve been figuring out how to produce all sorts of things without relying on plants. One paper I saw recently was trying to produce raw opium, and while their yields were poor, they were successful. A lot of medicines require plant inputs, and being able to not use those is great because of a whole host of reasons, shorter shipping, the land can be used for food, you donât need to overthrow governments to ensure that poppies are being exported, all sorts of good reasons.
Caffeine. The substance you're looking for is caffeine. Specifically in either coffee or tea. Because it's extremely hard to generate problems with those.
Water doesnât compress very much, so once it hit itâs terminal velocity, it was basically a solid ball, not a liquid. This is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it.
On this edition of Name That Logical Fallacy, we have @walkerwindsor putting on a lovely show of both the ignoratio elenchi and the Just World fallacies.
The ignoratio elenchi fallacy is also known as the Irrelevant conclusion fallacy. It's an argument that, though it could even be correct, doesn't actually address the claim at hand. Here, OP's claim, specifically, was that it is a problem that 6 billionaires own a massive swath of media. Walkers reply about consumption being the source of that problem is irrelevant because it doesn't address the claim at all. Regardless of how it started, it is still a problem that it has happened and needs to be dealt with.
The Just World fallacy is the idea that a person or persons, "got what was coming to them." In this case, they actually use one of the exemplified cliches, "your chickens have come home to roost." Basically, it's a way to assign blame so one doesn't have to put in the cognitive effort to understand a situation.
The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.
What makes me the most angry about it is that this isn't the purpose of university. Never was. The purpose is not to enforce hierarchy, that's rubbish. It's not to get job training, that's thanks to corporations externalizing the cost of employee training.
The purpose is to learn shit. Sometimes that leads to jobs. Sometimes it doesn't. And that should be fine. I recognize this is an unreasonable goal. But that's its purpose. We do a tremendous disservice to our society and collective human experience by not funding everyone who wants to go.
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Because you canât group (lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians) without also including (birds)Â
So if you donât want to include birds in reptiles then you have to leave out some things weâve called reptilesÂ
birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. weâve already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isnât really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily.Â
But donât turtles and alligators have more in common with modern reptiles than modern birds have in common with modern reptiles?
Iâm not trying to contradict, Iâm trying to understand. Mammals and reptiles have a common ancestor as well, but we do not make them the same group.
Itâs not about having things in common. Itâs about common ancestry, which is how we classify animals in light of extinct species, which defy trait-based classification.Â
And, the common ancestor of [lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians] by definition is also the common ancestor of birds. It is NOT the common ancestor of mammals.Â
So, either we decide that Tuatara Lizards and Snakes are the only reptiles, or we include birds as reptiles. Or we just decide reptiles are no longer a thing.Â
Well, technically theyâre equally-closely related to crocodiles, alligators, gharials and tomistomas. As archosaurs, theyâre all descended from small reptiles that looked something like thisÂ
The two main groups of archosaurs are the Pseudosuchia, or crocodile-line archosaurs, and the Ornithodira, or bird-line archosaurs. Both groups were massively diverse in prehistory, with the Pseudosuchia dominating most land-based niches in the Triassic, and the Ornithodira, especially the dinosaurs, doing the same during the Jurassic and Cretaceous. However, most of them have been wiped out due to the Triassic and Cretaceous mass extinctions, leaving them each with only one surviving clade: Aves, the true birds, and Crocodylia, the semiaquatic, ambush predators like crocs and gators.Â
This entire post sums up everything weâre not allowed to mention in our Vertebrata classes because the last time someone started that argument they had to break up a fistfight.
Every turn on this post has been a left, but somehow it hasnât hit itself, and instead just spiralled outwards like some Ancient Greco-Roman floor design, enveloping taxonomy Tumblr in chaos.