on fridays we eat pasta

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

I hate basketball. Stupid sport for morons. Shouldn't exist. Fuck you Dolan. Football is the correct sport for enlightened people go FIFA and Go Korea

[FromSoft Noun-Verbed Font] FAITH IN BASKETBALL RESTORED

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

for a while every other post was along the lines of "having issues with your brain is no excuse for having issues with your brain"

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems