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if there is one thing we all know is a core component of being in the military it is being free to make your own decisions about things that could threaten your life
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush
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For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.
gmail = garry's mail
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i need to killl myself but like nonchalantly
arthur morgan offering you TWO blunts
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a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.
kid: what are you eating from that basket?
me: triangles.
kid: can i have triangles?
me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?
kid: no
me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?
kidd: what???
me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?
kid: i am not afraid of screaming.
me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.
op u live up to ur username
Checking back in years later as a person who now has a four year old and a six year old and finally understands just how awful it is to have small children randomly screeching at maximum volume in a way that only someone with lived experience can
this is still very, very funny.
this may be one of the funniest things i’ve ever done actually.
a good thing about having kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. i mean, you probably should, but you don’t gotta. like a few weeks ago, I taught the kids all about the F word and why - even though it has incredible conversational utility - you shouldn’t say it because it’s a very very bad swear word and people will get upset.
I also taught them that the F word is, uh, “flinkle”
they are little potty mouths and it is so so so so so so funny to hear them on a flinkle rampage
music used to be about real things. like living in a yellow submarine with all of your friends
None of us can afford submarines these days.
I have a greater claim to erudition than you. This fact would be obvious- (pause to smirk) were you as erudite as I.
I think making character playlists is good for you and connected to analysis skills in a very fun way and low investment way. I know its seen as quite trivial but to me it operates the same way looking at a lot of art builds ur skills passively. Yummy enrichment activity
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
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me: and the baby stewie is clever and talks. he is friends with brian the dog who also talks and likes to write
green troll: tell me more of this “lowest griffin”. perhaps he too is live under bridge? bridge in “quagmire of great filth”?
me: well quagmire is actually another character
green troll (frightened): spirit of land
Sketchin my peenids for this transmasc zine I’m submitting to, do you think tumblr will let me post it?
We fixin to find out
Really pushing Tumblrs buttons by posting the finished version
7 thousand people have seen an artistic rendering of my benis
i could totally take a hexbug in a fight
youd be hosing me off the asphalt for hours
hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck
never not thinking abt this
fun fact - I took this screenshot back in 2018 so it's not that, the guy's name is Ross Draws and he's sucked for a lot longer than that
thank youuuuuu I’ve been seeing a lot of people lately confidently claim art is ai when it was very clearly drawn by a person.
yes, all the changes to the reference were intentional and deliberate and I think that’s important context here
and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team
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I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex
free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence
