on fridays we eat pasta

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

if you squint you can see that the penis is actually quite phallic in nature

okay so the problem with nonfags' analysis of homoeroticism in art is that most of you are very very bad at recognizing actual homoeroticism. I say this as a gay man.

like most of what you guys think is homoeroticism is actually just "gay bravado", which is a process where straight men ritually reinforce their own heterosexuality by joking about gay sex with each other. It's a form of homophobia. The joke is that gay sex is repulsive, bizarre, and inconceivable for them to actually engage in. it's incredibly common and I can't believe we're still having this discussion honestly

prev tags: #it does rub me the wrong way when people say men who hate women must be gay/that straight male culture is gay#like i know that its not the intention but youre still using gay as an insult there yk #but at the end of the day these men who hate women are mostly not attracted to men#because that would require a personal authentic relationship to their sexuality that they do not have #theyre literally hetero-sexual#their sexual identity is being straight#not having genuine and sincere attraction to women as human beings#but being straight

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

One of the things they don't tell you about following gay guys on tumblr. You will see gif sets of every single time any man has ever been naked in a movie or tv show. You will learn about shows and movies you've never heard of before because gay guys on tumblr are reblogging gifs of a slightly chubby side character taking off his shirt and you can see his tits jiggle a bit

anyway. computer show me big hairy sweaty men in docile positions

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

even your sicko friend has a friend that's more of a sicko than them. it's like how your therapist has a therapist

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake