on fridays we eat pasta

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

people think fanart is evil because they think borrowing and transforming work is a lesser form of art-making and “fan-made” works are therefore corrupting. obviously thats complete bullshit. fanart is inherently evil because it promotes media products

the most sexual thing ever is having no sex

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

imagine: popeye saying "mastectomy"

olive oyl i gots t' get me merstekt'mie

lost media is awesome. the way lost media is found ranges from "it was found while looking at commercials on youtube" to "we found the fucking workprint for hoodwinked featuring the original lost audio in a thrift store for seventy five cents"

Aww man I'm sorry your situationship ghosted you. I thought you guys had real chemistry. You'll find someone else though. Hey why dont we hit the vintage store later, it's the perfect spot for you to try and pull a rebound. Yeah cuz everyone there is gonna be your age and stuff, and they'll all already be looking to pay a truly horrifying price for some dysfunctional, weird-smelling garbage that is lowkey haunted for real. No? Are you sure? Ok well I kinda need another itchy rayon negligee though so maybe we can raincheck.

I mean you can't argue with the results