if heaven is anywhere

Andy: PSH, I've always known your family would adopt me, and your family IS way cooler, but that doesn't mean being disowned wouldn't suck 😂

Andy: BECAUSE I'M NO GOOD AT DOING ACTUAL ADULT THINGS AND COULD FUCK THAT UP FOR US PROBABLY! If YOU open a winery, I'd support you all the way though! I could help you come up with a name and a logo and fun stuff like that!

Trip: We should! Those are good questions, I like that! They make me think of Beastfeed quizzes, like "which Crownbucks frapp is your personality" or something, which my answer is always chocolate chip! Where would you NOT want to travel to next? Let's start with that question! I didn't think I was even being weirdly romantic, I'm just talking about Sunny the way I always think about her! Is that weird and/or romantic? It feels normal to me! I'm thinking Pan-Bell, or Bell-Pan, actually, but if we could only pick one last name, I'd want hers. Pan is so cute!

Trip: MK, YOU CANNOT SCARE ME LIKE THAT! For a second there, I thought my best couple friends were in jeopardy! And I wouldn't know how to NOT tell Noa that you cheated and AH it was a moment of panic! I like you guys together way too much to be able to handle that, fuck.

Trip: But that's not so bad! So long as the random objects weren't, like attached to anyone.

Will: I was very confused as to why you'd send your cousin a message about your partial nudity but honestly, sending that to Blake doesn't seem like it'd be a good idea either. It just seems like it'd be an opportunity for him to bring up a certain squishiness.

Will: You're welcome to crash whenever you'd like, but don't be offended if you get a gorgeous robe as a gift from me for your birthday.

Marco: That's a great idea! It's too bad that I already deleted it? My eyes were getting sleepy looking at the screen for too long, I Just had to close it all down.

Marco: OH WOAH DO YOU THINK I NEED GLASSES MAYBE?!

Andy: DON'T YOU DARE EVER SAY WE'RE REAL ADULTS AGAIN, YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I'M YOUNG AND SEXY STILL, AND WILL BE YOUNG AND SEXY FOREVER!

Andy: And the boxed wines weren't THAT bad! Sure, the aftertaste was crazy, but it did the trick, didn't it?

camille: how weird would it be if i got an outfit for missy?

Jojo: Are they double-stuffed? Because unless they are, I hate to say it, Oreos are crap.

Blair: Oh shit too late! I already forwarded that to Noa and Will and Jojo and everyone that's ever met you! 😯

Lyra: Walk of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

Maisy: i haven't heard from you in a bit. i hope you're doing well and enjoying life outside of asu!

Camille: I thought they were going to eat it!!! The poor thing didn't deserve that fate, I was going to keep it safe 😭

Ally: I haven't ✨✨ that sounds magical. are the beatles your go to high music?

Mary Kate: YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don’t think she’s going to call you.

Mary Kate: I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One.