i'm a sucker

Viper: just waiting for volleyball season to start up again! who's gonna be joining with me?

Fraser: No, I want to look fashionable. Lenses haven't been exclusively linked to the idea of "nerds" for like decades now, and even if they had been, it's such an outdated concept. What are we living in, an 80s high school movie?

Fraser: Mostly I'm just looking for a way to spruce up my look come fall. I like to switch it up. If you have any other ideas, I'm all ears.

Fraser: Fashion glasses -- yay or nay?

Hoku: Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late.

Hoku: I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

Hoku: You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you.

Hoku: Which like, don't get me wrong, I'm totes down to do in front of other people SOME so they remember that you're my super hot boyfriend and not theirs.

Idris: Your band needs an accordion player, js.

Hoku: just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life

Hoku: I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.

Hoku: when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed.

Hoku: You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you

That makes a ton of sense! The best pizzas come with balance and between you, me, Hadley, and Spencer, we’ve got four very different flavors so we’d make a great double date pizza! Dibs on being pepperoni, or maybe olives. What should we do, though? My first thought is glow-in-the-dark-mini-golf for some reason but I’m open to any and all ideas!

Since people don’t seem to think carrots are a pizza topping, I have dibs on pineapple. It’s sweet and cute and Hawaiian just like me! Ummm, I feel like the safest thing to do is always something where you can like, have a mission first and then you can chat after if you want, or if you decided the other people are annoying you can pretend to go home and then just go out with your boo instead. Maybe like an escape room? Mini-golf’s a mission too though, and you get to use cute pink balls and some of them have pirate stuff so like, I’d def be in for that.

Colton: That's real smart of you! I'm on board with that plan. Let's pick that backup song then! How does Spencer make you feel? That'll help us start!

[Two weeks later]

Hoku: So um, have I mentioned lately that you're totally the best for letting me use our 'date' to serenade Spencer at the basket auction?

That’s for suresies not happening; other girls can keep their gross hands off my boyfriend forever, thanks.

I kinda feel like we’re like, past the era where those were cool and now they’re for old ladies and wannabes. 

I feel like people must not think we’re very good because like everyone is always forgetting I play the electric ukulele.

Even though pirates smell way better than I thought, that’s so never going to happen.