#asuizzy

@darlingvirginias. It seems so easy to get on her bad side!

@annefitzherbert. 

@izzyslade.

@jason-shocke.

@madmyrcellamim.

Another day, another year of people loving and/or putting up with me. I wanted to do something different from the pints this year but I still ope you had a wonderful day and remember even if you think no one loves you, I sure do!  Customized flavors per your tastes. Love you all!!

Hailey V.

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

Haverly: I can’t find my god damn phone

Haverly: It was sitting right HERE wtf??

@ben-desrosiers: I don’t really care as long as it’s not that @audreysrose chick. She gives off major ‘I think I’m too good for the VKs’ vibes and the kingdom doesn’t need to go backwards by having that in charge. Maybe he could marry @dizzybydesignx or @hailstormvale instead, since they’re the best people I know and would make way cooler queens. 

@levlumos: I don’t... know why... you think I have an opinion... But I don’t know, you guys are obsessed with @claudine--frollo, stick this guy with her instead.

@jeremypotts: Who?

@chandler-cogsworth: Does he ever talk about anything except for @eveningstardubois? I wouldn’t want to doom any other girl to hearing about that all the time, that’s for sure.

Gil: He’s got a weird bro-crush on @jaynassar. Maybe it’s a real crush and they should just get it on already? 

@gastonthejr: Don’t make me say it. I don’t wanna have to say it where @izzyslade can give me shit for it later.

@gastonlegume3: No comment, I keep my shit to myself.