Jul 4, 2021
text 💬 bozo
Bowie: I want my tombstone to read “making poor life decisions since 1993”
Bowie: MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD, how could Flaming Hot Cheetos do this to me?
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text 💬 bozo
Bowie: I want my tombstone to read “making poor life decisions since 1993”
Bowie: MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD, how could Flaming Hot Cheetos do this to me?
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text 💬 zeta
Greta: I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Greta: Shit, wrong Little Hero kid. Pass that on to Dijon for me, will you?
text 💬 zally
Kally: You’re my hero.
Kally: Seriously, I never would have figured out what was wrong with that toy droid I got for Lev without you.
text 💬 zospen
Aspen: It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Aspen: WAIT! But I do have a few seconds to make sure you know what kind of lube I mean and what it's used for JUST IN CASE???
text 💬 koe
Kyo: I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now and something other than the poor dietary choices. I know all that, but the jar is still staring at me.
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text 💬 hoe
Heath: So I was at a bar, and this guy walked up to me and asked if I wanted to blow his whistle. He then proceeded to pull out an actual whistle and yeah, okay, it could have been worse, but honestly I think the entire experience has turned me off of drinking in public spaces ever again.
dating within the little hero group
At this point I should probably write a dissertation about who’s compatible and who’s not! There are some of us that I think would be really great together and could be awesome couples that could make it through the long haul, and then there are some of us that are... @dijonnoginger and @zoe-tomago.
Seriously, though, guys... I feel like it already beat the odds that none of our parents ended up together given how close they are! Now that our generation’s almost doubled in number, someone’s got to be together until their dying day, right?
Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"
toto, zoe, aspen, austin, dijon, heath
send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:
Oh, hell yeah! Does this grant me exclusive cult access? Sign me up!
do the sexy love™ with: @austinfrederickson is the hottest, and seems like the most fun.
sacrifice myself for: @hamadatoto is BAE and must be protected at all costs.
kick: @heath-lemon. Soccer players have hard shins, he can take it!
take to prom: @aspenfrederickson, I guess? I feel like I can’t do any of the mean shit with her if I want a chance with Austin, so...
abandon in jurassic park: @dijonnoginger. You like dinosaurs, right?
push off a bridge: @zoe-tomago. I can’t think of any other use for her.