@zoe-tomago, my sister’s just the best. 

@austinfrederickson

@eveningstardubois, obviously.

@lyra-k.

@stargirlvasilovich

@ellecharming

@livoakens

@quincydavis

@sydneyandersen

@darlingvirginias

@therubyfitz

@melodytritonx

@nottingriri

@hailstormporter

@andreatriton

@autumnskellington 

@crisdubois

@prncsscndi

Brooke’s still hot, even if she’s evil.

And honorable mention to @aspenfrederickson, too. And to the other Skellingtons because if Autumn’s pretty then so are they.

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

Margo: It’s cold, you should come keep me warm.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @venusfitzherbert,

sacrifice myself for: @eveningstardubois.

kick: @viperbubbles.

take to prom: @dahlialabouff.

abandon in jurassic park: @olivia-triton.

push off a bridge: @princessxymarley.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Gotta be real? I have no interest in hooking up with like, any of these girls, but if I did I guess it would be @lyra-k.

sacrifice myself for: @littlejoanna because she’s a baby and her cousin Andy’s cool, I guess.

kick: @olivia-triton for being hot but boring? Wasted potential.

take to prom: @anja-bjorgman. She’d ditch me to sing and I’d get to do whatever all night, seems legit. 

abandon in jurassic park: @chloeoftheball? I don’t know, don’t pack too many books, it’ll slow you down when you have to run away. 

push off a bridge: @miss-bianca-ellis. You were the last person left and you’re also like, 5. And I think you were probably stolen from Andy’s family ‘cause you look just like her. 

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with:  Maybe @andreatriton? I don’t know if I’m fun enough for her but it’s worth a shot! 

sacrifice myself for: @littlejoanna! I’m trying to be a Protector of the Small here.

kick: @danteseaprince. Astronomy club has been weird without him.

take to prom: @liamdubcis. The tuxedo thing again...

abandon in jurassic park: Uma. I feel like I’d be able to escape this before she could retaliate, right?

push off a bridge: @olivia-triton. You’re just the last person left, sorry Liv!