#asurachel

send me three names + a number…

Marry: @casperlockex is the only one fun enough to deal with forever!

Cuddle: Gross.

Sleep with: Ew. 

Another day, another year of people loving and/or putting up with me. I wanted to do something different from the pints this year but I still ope you had a wonderful day and remember even if you think no one loves you, I sure do!  Customized flavors per your tastes. Love you all!!

Hailey V.

Rachel A. Dale - daughter of Alan-A-Dale

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

Me: @gastonthejr, fucking duh.

@tobiasslade: He’s so far up @hookedonharriet‘s asshole there’s no way he could make it work with anyone else. 

@ririhiss: I don’t know, it seems like fun irony or something to have her end up with a Sherwood kid. Maybe @marykatehood or @jojohood, they’re the only ones I could see being a pirate.

@janekensingtons: I don’t care what happens to that weird looking bitch. She can end up with another weird looking bitch like @aimeeblake or something.

@racheladale: Ugh, human sunshine. I can’t even deal with how energetic she is, but @casperlockex seems to be able to deal with her and he’s one of the few AKs who I don’t hate, so... have at her, buddy.

@fredcilier: The Isle’s softest bitch, just who I wanted to talk about today. Can she just lick @anthonytremaines abs for the rest of time so she’s too busy to be running her mouth in other ways?

@jojohood: Ugh, I just talked about her. Fine, fuck her sister, she definitively gets @ririhiss.

@vitani-okoro: I’ve got no fucking clue what V’s looking for, maybe some guy to be a tourney power couple with? @jaynassar or @felixstabby, Isle kids only for someone as cool as her.

@ariliki: Uh... Why do you think I pay attention to these people? Just because I’m on teams with them? I don’t fuck with them and they don’t fuck with me! @ariliki‘s about as irrelevant to me as like... @dougdeppert, so there, match made in boring irrelevant heaven. 

Not: @gastonthejr, @gastonlegume3, @cashforrester, @oakleyoaken, @dannykensington, @darlingemily, @novafitzherbert, @spencer-thunderstrike, @jacqueline-chavez, @kiontaji, @casperlockex, @leanderambrosius.

In A Non-Hot Category of Good-Looking: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @margaerycharming, @racheladale, @aliciatriton. 

Hot: @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade, @aimeeblake.

Dizzy: RAAAAACHELLLLLLLLL I’m so hungry, you need to feeeeeeeeed meeeeee