#asuaudrey

Um...

@ben-desrosiers. Sure, he’s cute, I guess, but mostly I know he’s really respectful and sweet, so I’m sure he’d be, you know, gentle or whatever, and he’d never make fun of the fact that I haven’t done it before. He’d also never say anything embarrassing about it afterwards or anything like that, and those are ‘bangable’ qualities to me, or whatever.

@jaynassar. Because he’s my oldest friend, so he’s probably seen me do things way more embarrassing than this. And as he loves to remind everyone, he’s not ugly. Also, if he was annoying about it after, it would be a free pass to punch him in the face. So all of those qualities pass the bangable test, I guess.

@felixstabby? He wasn’t really tough enough to keep up with me back on the Isle but I’ve always thought he was more interesting than his sappier friends, and he obviously knows what he’s doing. That’s... good, I guess?

I didn’t choose any girls for the three and that seems like a mistake, so... @vitani-okoro and/or @audreysrose. I will not be answering questions about either of those choices at this time or ever between now and the day I die, bye! 

send me three names + a number…

Marry: @evie--grimhilde! All three of these women are amazing friends, but Evie’s currently unattached and I’d hate to tie @audreysrose down to me when I know where her heart really lies!

Cuddle: @malbfaery! I adore her but also she still intimidates me more often than the other two do.

Sleep with: Slumber party with @audreysrose! Anytime she wants. 

@ben-desrosiers: I don’t really care as long as it’s not that @audreysrose chick. She gives off major ‘I think I’m too good for the VKs’ vibes and the kingdom doesn’t need to go backwards by having that in charge. Maybe he could marry @dizzybydesignx or @hailstormvale instead, since they’re the best people I know and would make way cooler queens. 

@levlumos: I don’t... know why... you think I have an opinion... But I don’t know, you guys are obsessed with @claudine--frollo, stick this guy with her instead.

@jeremypotts: Who?

@chandler-cogsworth: Does he ever talk about anything except for @eveningstardubois? I wouldn’t want to doom any other girl to hearing about that all the time, that’s for sure.

Gil: He’s got a weird bro-crush on @jaynassar. Maybe it’s a real crush and they should just get it on already? 

@gastonthejr: Don’t make me say it. I don’t wanna have to say it where @izzyslade can give me shit for it later.

@gastonlegume3: No comment, I keep my shit to myself. 

Virginia: We haven’t talked in like a week. Are you mad at me?

Night: @theaudreydawn​! She could, I don’t know, give me a fancy makeover or something, but I’m afraid if I spent too much more time with her she’d make me feel so bad about myself because she’s so glamorous and I’m so... Riley-ish. 

Month: @maggienottingham​! She’s my age and maybe we could be better friends or something.

Life: @briannakluck​! She seems the most likely to be like, the mom figure I never really got to have.