#asuhailey

@zoe-tomago, my sister’s just the best. 

@austinfrederickson

@eveningstardubois, obviously.

@lyra-k.

@stargirlvasilovich

@ellecharming

@livoakens

@quincydavis

@sydneyandersen

@darlingvirginias

@therubyfitz

@melodytritonx

@nottingriri

@hailstormporter

@andreatriton

@autumnskellington 

@crisdubois

@prncsscndi

Brooke’s still hot, even if she’s evil.

And honorable mention to @aspenfrederickson, too. And to the other Skellingtons because if Autumn’s pretty then so are they.

I mean, I’d say @ganiambrosius because I want to hang out with her everyday, but if she’s going to think that Valentine’s Day I’m extra susceptible to ruining or something, I wouldn’t mind a night with @hailstormvale and lots and lots of ice cream instead. 

Fuck: @orthbrt, I guess? There’s nothing wrong with her aside from the fact that I’m pretty sure she’s pulled an Ozzy Osbourne and bitten the head off a live bat before.

Marry: @hailstormvale. She’s a princess, Grammy Uberta would approve.

Kill: @adriane-facilier. What I’ve got’s not what she wants, this is just me doing her a solid. 

I mean, Lonnie could obviously kick all of our asses. As far as the worst goes? @novafitzherbert is a hot mess and @hailstormporter is too friendly to really go for it as much as she could.

I asked my little sis @hailstormporter, @andreatriton, @mackennadunbroch and @n-atua, and then me and @willofnottingham fought over @marcoadale and @marykatehood.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Anyway like I totally already explained, I can’t do sexy-love until I’m at least a senior! So just a friendly reminder that this is for kissy time only! And since my best friend five-ever doesn’t want to kiss girls, I’m going to go with @hailstormporter!

sacrifice myself for: @cassieadale, duuuuh!

kick: My brother Marco! He can be a total dumb butt sometimes! Sorry, I know that’s a bad word when you’re calling somebody that but it’s trueeee! 

take to prom: @little-charlie-hood, we have to go together!

abandon in jurassic park: @jungleboyblake seems like he’d really, really like the real one with the dinosaurs!

push off a bridge: @willofnottingham, you know those fun foot bridges over ponds in Sherwood Forest? I promise I’m only pushing you off one of those!