#asudanny

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

Not: @gastonthejr, @gastonlegume3, @cashforrester, @oakleyoaken, @dannykensington, @darlingemily, @novafitzherbert, @spencer-thunderstrike, @jacqueline-chavez, @kiontaji, @casperlockex, @leanderambrosius.

In A Non-Hot Category of Good-Looking: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @margaerycharming, @racheladale, @aliciatriton. 

Hot: @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade, @aimeeblake.

I have always told I’m polite. But seriously, you’re sweet. You’d be on my top list too, for sure.

It’s so sad that they have to tell you that at all! Polite should be the default, people should only be getting warnings when they’re impolite. Although you must feel so accomplished, being so good at being a gentleman and all. I know. Thank you, though. Confirmation’s certainly nice.

looks: not my type | okay | cute | pretty | handsome | beautiful | DROP DEAD GORGEOUS

would you date/hook up/be friends with them?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | hook up | we’re soulmates | neither | i don’t know | WILL YOU MARRY ME? (just kidding!!!)

@darlingdannyboy

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@dannykensington (Wendy Darling)

@uhohophelia (Oogie Boogie)

Kiss: My boy @rtpendragon seems like he needs the practice. 

Hug: I can’t see @dannykensington staying still long enough to do more than hug.

Cuddle: @aimeeblake.

@darlingemily claims she’s always up for an adventure, and though I haven’t been able to discern her sexuality yet, I’ll be veering away from a boring heterosexual choice for her -- mostly because there aren’t any ‘adventurous’ boys her age in the adventure club. For Emily, I nominate @ariliki.

@dannykensington has expressed his preferences, so I at least know that choosing a male for him is the right path! However, while in Emily’s case I chose someone just as adventurous as she is, in Danny’s perhaps he needs someone to level him out a bit. Because of that, I’m nominating @javierchvez. Yes, I know he’s purportedly taken, but is it so terrible to want a chef to be in the family someday?

@janekensingtons and @icemasterbents would be an absolutely gorgeous couple and I will not be taking any further questions at this time.