#asurocket

@keanupelekai is going to get mad at me for suggesting girls for him, but too bad, so sad, I’m doing it anyway!

@diamcndskylucy as long as she still loves me the most

@claudine--frollo  but not really, I just want to see if this gets any reaction out of the other one

@rocketstrongbow, I’m getting on this bandwagon

@madmyrcellamim if she’s ever single again would be a great choice

@karmeninka also seems like she’d be good if she weren’t betrothed

And last, and also least, @kendallandersen​, because I think I’m funny and want to see Keanu’s head explode.

Oh, gosh, well... I feel like to keep our academic competition and external life factors that might affect it as even as possible, I should say @keanupelekai with someone? Maybe @rocketstrongbow, I think I saw them almost flirting once.

send me three names + a number…

Bangarang: @rocketstrongbow is stunning. Like holy moly.

Take a Bullet For: @spencer-thunderstrike, he’s a better dude than people give him credit for.

Murder: Isn’t @casperlockex already a ghost or something? 

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

Everyone wants to be my friend, you’re going to have to be more specific next time! For now, though, here’s who I ship my BEST friends with.

@emery-gothel: Nobody. For real, she needs to stop chasing boys and let them start chasing her instead! And then she needs to hit them with frying pans and make life difficult for them to see if they’re strong enough to keep chasing her or if they give up too easily. I so far haven’t met anybody that I think would actually be a good match for Em, so my advice is to not try and find somebody just to find somebody and instead to chill!!!

@dizzybydesignx: Her boyfriend sucks, sorry not sorry. I think Dizzy should be with somebody who’s not just fun but also who hangs out with fun people that she wants to hang out with sometimes too! What’s the point in having a boyfriend if they can’t introduce you to more cool fun new people and things? Anyway! @eddie-delacruz is cancelled, I think @dizzybydesignx should go for @gastonlegume3 or @kendallandersen! 

@rocketstrongbow: SO APPARENTLY PEOPLE IN AURADON ARE REALLY BORING??? Because it’s hard to think of someone that would be good enough for Rocket, either!!! But maybe she could be cool with @kiontaji or... no, just Kion. Everyone else is boring, wow, STEP UP YOUR GAMES, AURADON!

@oakleyoaken: @madmyrcellamim, I guess, as long as he promises to not be nasty and disgusting and extra when we all hang out together! Otherwise I’m going to just ship him with a lot of frying pan smacks and wet willies from Blaise when he’s not expecting them! 

Number 124 for @rocketstrongbow!