Heyy queen, not sure if your taking requests atm but would you be open to doing the âcurrent boyfriendâ tik tok trend with the Barca boys??
pairings: pablo gavi x reader,, pedri x reader ferran torres x reader, pau cubarsi x reader, hector fort x reader, alejandro balde x reader, lamine yamal x reader, marc bernal x reader
summary: in which you do the current boyfriend trend on your boyfriend
youâre tucked against pabloâs side on a rainy afternoon in barcelona, his hoodie drowning you, your legs tangled with his under the blankets. the soft hum of the tv plays in the background, some old barça match he keeps watching like he doesnât know how it ends.
heâs got his phone resting on his stomach, barely paying attention. you, on the other hand, are holding yours up sneakily â recording already.
you glance at him, then at the camera, trying not to smile.
âvale,â you whisper to yourself, clearing your throat dramatically.
âhi everyone! so today we will be seeing how well my current boyfriend knows me.â
pabloâs head turns so fast you nearly drop the phone.
âÂżcĂłmo que novio actual?â he says, brows furrowing, voice full of dramatic offense. âperdona?â
you canât help it â you burst into laughter.
he sits up, pushing the blanket off his chest like heâs ready to fight an invisible threat.
âactual? like⌠like iâm temporary?â he blinks, eyes wide. âso what am i? a trial version?â
youâre giggling uncontrollably now, clutching your stomach as he starts pacing the end of the bed like a man betrayed.
âah, i see. this is why you didnât want me to meet your tĂa at easter. you were planning my expiration date.â
âpablo!â you squeal, still laughing, âitâs a tiktok trend!â
he stops mid-step and looks at you, dead serious.
âyou think trends will save you when iâm heartbroken? huh?â
you fall back onto the bed in tears (from laughing), and he finally cracks a grin. crawling back over, he snatches your phone and flips the camera around.
âlisten,â he says, addressing the imaginary audience with one hand around your waist, âi am not her current boyfriend. i am her only. su Ăşnico. por siempre.â
you try to roll your eyes but he kisses your cheek dramatically, then mumbles into your skin:
ây si algĂşn dĂa dice que me va a dejar⌠no va a poder. porque ya la puse en el grupo familiar.â
âyou added me to the family whatsapp, pablo. that doesnât make us married.â
âsĂ que sĂ. youâve seen the memes. itâs forever now.â
you look at him, still flushed from laughter, and suddenly heâs soft. less chaotic. just him. warm brown eyes, a slightly crooked smile, and the way his thumb brushes against your hip like he doesnât even notice heâs doing it.
âoye,â he says, quieter now, âif i was actually your current boyfriend⌠would you tell me if you were planning to replace me?â
you blink. heâs joking, but also kind of not. thereâs a flash of real feeling behind his teasing.
you lean in and kiss him, slow and certain.
âyouâre not my current anything, pablo,â you murmur against his lips. âyouâre my always.â
he exhales like heâs been holding that breath for years.
then â with zero warning â he grabs the phone again.
âand thatâs how you win, chicos. take notes.â
youâre curled up on pedriâs bed, face half-buried in his pillow, phone in one hand, feet nudging at his side. heâs sitting up next to you, back against the headboard, scrolling aimlessly through some article about barça tactics like itâs the most thrilling novel on earth.
he doesnât notice you start recording. not at first.
you turn the camera toward the two of you, face blank, voice casual.
âhola chicos,â you whisper. âtoday im here with my current boyfriend.â
his head turns so fast itâs like he heard a whistle blow.
âÂżquĂŠ?â pedri says, blinking. âcurrent boyfriend?!â
you turn to him, eyebrows raised like youâve just been asked what 2+2 is.
âyeah?â
his mouth opens. closes. opens again.
he looks genuinely stunned. like heâs been called offside while standing still.
ââcurrent boyfriendâ?â he repeats slowly, like heâs trying to translate it into something that makes sense. âme estĂĄs vacilando, Âżno?â
you furrow your brow, all wide-eyed innocence.
âwhat? thatâs just⌠what people say.â
âno, itâs not,â he says, staring at you like youâve personally rewritten the dictionary. âthatâs what you say when youâre... i donât know. rotating the squad.â
you blink. ârotating the squad?â
âlike youâve got backups. a bench.â
you gasp. âyou think i have backup boyfriends?â
pedri folds his arms across his chest, staring you down. âwell. apparently iâm the current one, so.â
âpedri,â you giggle, crawling over to him. âyouâre being silly.â
âam i?â he says, fake offended. âwhoâs next, then? ferran? ansu? donât lie.â
you bite your lip to keep from laughing. âhmm. hĂŠctor.â
âwow,â he says. âso youâre into the young guys now. okay.â
you lean your head on his shoulder, still recording. he stays frozen, arms crossed, pretending to be emotionally wounded.
you poke his cheek. âyou know iâm joking, right?â
âdonât talk to me,â he mutters, nose scrunching as he hides his smile. âi need to reevaluate my relationship status.â
you kiss his jaw softly. âyouâre not my current boyfriend.â
he perks up slightly. âno?â
you shake your head sweetly. âyouâre my favorite one.â
his face drops again. âthatâs worse.â
you laugh, full-on now, as he reaches over and tries to snatch your phone.
âdelete it,â he says, but heâs grinning. âdelete it or iâm telling your mom you bullied me.â
you didnât mean to prank him.
well.
okay.
you kind of did.
youâd seen the âcurrent boyfriendâ videos all over tiktok latelyâgirls casually calling their long-term boyfriends âmy current boyfriendâ and capturing their reactions. most of them blinked. some looked offended. some acted like it was the end of the world.
you had a strong feeling ferran would fall into the last category.
he was in your kitchen now, quietly snacking on cereal out of the box, hoodie sleeves pulled over his hands, hair still messy from his post-training nap.
you turned your phone to selfie mode and whispered,
âokay guys... this is my current boyfriend.â
you angled the camera toward him.
ferran looked up, mid-chew.
smiled automaticallyâthen blinked.
you bit your lip, trying not to smile.
he slowly lowered the cereal box like it was suddenly very heavy.
âwhat do you mean current, cariĂąo?â
âyou know,â you say, way too casually, âlike⌠my boyfriend for now.â
he tilted his head, fully confused.
âfor now??? am i... am i on a trial period or something?â
he blinked. âis there a deadline?? did i miss a meeting???â
you cracked, laughing into your sleeve.
ferran pouted. properly pouted. full lips pulled down, forehead creased, arms crossed loosely in front of him like a kicked puppy.
âwow. i was gonna share the cereal with you,â he muttered.
âyou never share cereal with me.â
âyeah well. current me was about to.â he glanced at your phone. âare you recording this?? oh my god.â
you put your phone down and walked over, wrapping your arms around him lightly.
he didnât hug you back immediately. just stood there, all soft and betrayed.
âyou know youâre not just my current boyfriend, right?â you said into his hoodie.
he was quiet for a second. thenâ
ââŚokay but like. just to be clear. iâm the final boyfriend? like. endgame? credits roll?â
you smiled into his chest.
âfinal boss.â
he let out a tiny sigh of relief, rested his chin on your head, and mumbled,
âokay. but no more âcurrentâ. i almost had a heart attack. i thought i got dumped mid-cheerio.â
you were half sprawled on the couch, bored, lazy, and dangerously close to falling asleep, when your phone buzzed with yet another âcurrent boyfriend prankâ video.
youâd seen like six today, and every time, the boyfriend's reaction made you giggle. confused, dramatic, sometimes genuinely offended.
and now you were eyeing pau, who was across the room trying very seriously to fold laundryâhis tongue poking out slightly as he focused on folding a t-shirt into a perfect square.
too perfect an opportunity.
you opened your front camera, hit record, and called out in your sweetest voice,
âhey guys, just wanted to introduce you to my current boyfriendâŚâ
pau looked up instantly, soft brown eyes lighting upâuntil he processed the words.
you tried not to laugh. âmy current boyfriend.â
he blinked. once. twice.
his whole expression shiftedâeyebrows furrowing, nose scrunching, lips forming the tiniest pout.
âcurrent?â
he stood there holding your hoodie like it had personally betrayed him.
âwhat do you mean current, amor?â
you bit your lip, pretending to stay casual. âyou know⌠the boyfriend i have right now.â
he dropped the hoodie. full-on stared at you.
âso iâm just a phase now? like⌠like a monthly subscription?â
âno no. donât even,â he cut in, arms now crossed over his chest. âwhat happens after me? is there a waitlist? auditions?â
you couldnât stop giggling now. he was so serious about it, even as his pout deepened and he looked away like the most offended golden retriever alive.
âi folded your clothes,â he added quietly. âi was gonna make you toast.â
âand i love you for it,â you grinned, putting your phone down and padding over to him. you wrapped your arms around his waist and leaned into his chest.
âyou know iâm joking. youâre not just my current boyfriend, youâre my forever boyfriend.â
pau looked down at you, still pretending to be mad but already melting.
âyou canât just call me current and then snuggle your way out of it.â
âi can if you like snuggles.â
he let out a dramatic sigh.
ââŚi do.â
you reached up to boop his nose. âthought so.â
he finally smiledâbarelyâbut then buried his face in your hair and mumbled,
âiâm unfollowing you on tiktok.â
âokay but only because you smell nice.â
youâd been meaning to try the âcurrent boyfriendâ prank on hĂŠctor for days...
hĂŠctor is chill. confident. annoyingly hard to rattle.
but you knew if you caught him off guard, youâd get something out of him.
and today felt like the right day.
he was lying on your bed, arms behind his head, scrolling through something on his phone with his usual âiâm bored but also deeply unbotheredâ expression. he was wearing grey sweats, socks half on, one of his training shirts, and just existing in your space like it was his second home.
âhey guys,â you said, voice sweet. âjust wanted to show you my current boyfriend.â
his eyes immediately flicked over to you.
â...sorry?â
he raised an eyebrow. âcurrent?â
you blinked innocently. âyeah. my boyfriend at the moment.â
he let out a small laugh. one of those âyouâre not seriousâ kinds of laughs.
ânah. no way you just said that.â
he sat up slightly, resting on one elbow. âyou really called me your current boyfriend? thatâs crazy.â
you bit back a smile. âwhat? you are.â
he gave you a look.
âbabe. be serious. iâve met your mom. i have a drawer here. i help you parallel park. weâre past current.â
you snorted. âparallel parking makes you permanent?â
âyes.â he leaned forward, still smirking. âalso you kissed me this morning and said âiâm obsessed with youâ so...â
âi donât recallââ
âi do. you were wearing my hoodie. looked very in love. kinda embarrassing for you.â
you groaned. âyouâre so cocky.â
he shrugged, smug as ever.
âiâm your forever boyfriend. you said it, not me.â
youâd been scrolling through tiktok all day, watching all these âcurrent boyfriendâ prank videos where girls called their boyfriends âcurrentâ and got hilariously confused or offended reactions.
and then you caught alejandro just chilling on the couch, sneakers off, socks barely hanging on, flicking through his phone with that lazy grin of his.
âokay, letâs see what happens.â
you grabbed your phone, hit record, and with your sweetest, most casual voice said,
âhey guys, this is my current boyfriend.â
alejandro looked up instantly, eyebrow twitching.
âwait, current?â
you smiled, trying to keep it innocent. âyeah, like, the boyfriend i have right now.â
he blinked, then gave you a mock scandalized look.
âcurrent? so like⌠iâm temporary? a loaner? whatâs the deal?â
you laughed. âno! itâs just a prank, chill.â
he threw his head back dramatically.
âay nooo, youâre breaking my heart over here.â
then he wiggled closer and poked your side, grinning.
âbut if iâm just current, does that mean you might get a better one next week?â
you rolled your eyes but smiled.
âno oneâs better than you, ale.â
he smirked, looking all confident but his eyes softening.
âgood answer. because iâm staying.â
then he reached over and stole a quick kiss, still grinning.
âcurrent? nah. iâm forever.â
you and lamine had been hanging out all afternoon â just snacks, music, and lazily throwing popcorn at each other while you argued over who had the better spotify taste. (spoiler: it was you, obviously.)
he was lying across your bed now, halfway on his stomach, hoodie sleeves all bunched up, phone in one hand while his other reached for snacks he wasnât even looking at.
you sat down at the edge of the bed, grabbed your phone, and pressed record quietly.
âhey guys,â you whispered, trying to keep your voice level.
âjust wanted to show you my current boyfriend.â
you angled the camera to show lamine, still flopped on the bed.
he turned his head slowly.
ââŚyour what?â
he blinked. sat up slightly. ânah. say that again.â
you smiled innocently. âmy current boyfriend.â
he made a face â somewhere between âwtfâ and âam i being pranked.â
âcurrent is wild,â he muttered, sitting all the way up now. âyou sayinâ thereâs, what, a next one coming soon? someone on the bench or what?â
you laughed, trying to stay in character. âiâm just saying⌠things change, you know?â
ânah nah nah,â he said, holding up a hand, clearly fighting a smile but also a little bit serious now.
âyou canât say stuff like that. i do math homework with you. i let you put your makeup on me last week. i carried your tote bag.â
âand i appreciate it, current boyfriend.â
âdonât call me that. take it back.â
âyouâre so offended.â
âi am offended,â he said, half-laughing. âi thought i was him. i thought i was âfinal boss boyfriendâ. this is crazy.â
you giggled and finally leaned in to stop recording, flopping onto the bed beside him.
âbaby, iâm joking.â
he rolled his eyes but you could tell he was smiling for real now.
âyou better be. âcause i already planned our next 5 dates and iâm not deleting them.â
you turned to look at him.
âyou planned five?â
âyes. and one of them includes gelato. youâd regret losing me.â
you laughed again, pressing your face into his hoodie.
âyouâre ridiculous.â
he smirked, brushing a crumb off your forehead.
âand permanent. donât forget that part.â
you were sitting on your bedroom floor, half-folding laundry, half-pretending to be productive, while marc lay stretched out on your bed â arms behind his head, legs crossed, watching you with that small, steady smile he always had around you.
he wasnât saying much, just watching. you knew that look. it was the âi like being hereâ look. the âiâm too comfortable to moveâ look. the âyouâre my peaceâ look.
you smirked to yourself and grabbed your phone.
âokay,â you whispered into the mic, âso i just wanted to show you guys my current boyfriend.â
marc blinked.
slowly sat up.
you kept a straight face. âmy current boyfriend.â
he just stared for a second, head tilted slightly, his expression somewhere between confused and mildly offended.
âcurrent?â he repeated, raising an eyebrow. âlike... as in, temporary?â
âmhm,â you said, pretending to focus on folding a hoodie. âheâs great for now.â
he let out a short breath, then slowly got off the bed and walked over, sitting down next to you on the floor.
âso when does my contract expire?â he asked, teasingly calm. âor do i get to renegotiate?â
you smiled, finally meeting his eyes. âdepends. you offering long-term?â
marc gave a soft little huff of a laugh, then leaned his shoulder against yours.
âpreciosa. i already signed for forever.â
you laughed under your breath. âyou sure?â
he nodded. âone hundred percent.â
then, just a little pouty, added,
âbut it did hurt. hearing you say current. like iâm on loan or something.â
you nudged his arm.
âi was just messing with you. youâre my one and only, bernal.â
he gave a small, quiet grin, and you could tell heâd already forgiven you.
ââŚstill rude, though.â
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