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No y'know what fuck you I hope your flop post gets 50k overnight

Thinking about that “white people like the blues just fine, they just don’t like the people who make it” quote from Sinners since it was robbed of the Best Film Oscar.

Robbed of Best Film, won Best Score, hoo boy they weren't kidding

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

:|

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

*takes my adhd meds for the first time in two weeks* anyone ever notice how i am destined to win. Anyone getting "its victory is foretold" vibes. Anyone wanna know everything about me I know all the answers.

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

The thing about The Mountain Goats is that John Darnielle is always giving you some sort of instructions

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying