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reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

I had a dream that people started using the 🪷 emoji as a reaction and it was universally understood to mean “kill [] and you will be reincarnated as a lotus blossom.” Like someone would talk about going to the White House and people would spam 🪷🪷🪷 in the replies, and everyone just knew without having to be told that that meant “hey you should assassinate the president.”

The reason is very apparent, it being sick as hell,

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I Was Reborn in Another World as a Mega-Hot JK Gyaru but It Turns Out I'm Stuck in the Endless B×ckrooms and I Need to Have ××× to Survive!? Bitchrooms Adventure Begin!!

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it