horse 🐎

listen chat every time one of you dies i lose a viewer so i need you all to survive as long as possible for the sake of my ratings, consider raising children so they too can subscribe

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane