come unhinged!!!!!!get revenge!!!!!!

The thing about The Mountain Goats is that John Darnielle is always giving you some sort of instructions

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

Get High And Notice Basslines

The mountain goats is like The Ship of Theseus except for the fact that it’s very clearly defined which plank of wood makes it The Ship of Theseus, so much so that the plank alone could also be called The Ship of Theseus

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

no one knows truly how many people john darnielle has seen standing in the doorway

can anyone else hear the timer ticking in their chest or is it just me and that one lesbian with the motorcycle