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"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

I've made this exact post like 3 different times atp but. It's endlessly funny when people (especially tech company people) treat Asimov's three laws as a legit proposed framework for Artificial Intelligence safety when like. Nearly every single Asimov story they're featured in involves something going wrong as a result of a robot trying to follow three three laws in a situation that makes execution of the laws ambiguous or contradictory. They're not a guideline for legit AI programming they're a plot device designed to cause problems due to interacting in weird ways with complicated hypothetical situations!

we've implemented the safety standards from the award-winning These Are Insufficient Safety Standards series of novels!

Anglo who has never and will never have to go through the experience of not being taken seriously in any online discussion about politics or social issues they fall anything short of perfect fluency in the global lingua franca: I'm just saying we should be more suspicious of "global south" ""minorities"" who are too good at speaking english. Just saying, they're probably all racefaking grifters lol but just saying lol just spitballing just saying

With those huge pupils that water must be warm and the void is relaxed and safe. Yay!

not using chatgpt is literally the easiest thing in the world