carry on wayward daughter;;

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

This and baseball metaphors are the hardest things to avoid, I swear

I think I’m gonna let baseball slide. baseball existing in my canon is waaay funnier than catholics existing

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense