Did you know that you have enough Mitches to (almost) fill out a hunger games simulator?
I know this because:
Place your bets
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Now for who Iām betting onā¦.
First, all the Mitches who had their own streaming channel will have experience catering to an audience and will probably get sponsors more easily, so the canon Mitches as well as most fanon Mitches would have advantage over people like the itch williams, Pathfinder Mitch, the actual Billy Mitchell, the blueberries, Zahra and Haneesh on that front.
Then, baby Mitch is nerfed by being the youngest, chibi Mitch by being the smallest, and popstar!Miko Mitch has the least combat experience here, apart from maybe the actual Billy Mitchell. DT!Mitch and tech spec Mitch are both nerfed by not being able to harm Five and possibly Miko, and also in DT!Mitchās case not wanting them to die. Heād go out of his way to make them win instead. The same protectiveness could apply to Interconnected Mitch, Rose Tinted Mitch, Fragmented Core Mitch, INWYWMTB Mitch and possibly Time to Play Mitch and HTSBD Mitch (youāll have to confirm that one yourself thatās your guy).
Zahra and Haneesh and Five and Miko both have experience working as a team and thatās a huge advantage against teams of Mitches who will surely fight because Mitch hates himself. I think Five and Miko have a higher chance of winning than Zahra and Haneesh because half of the Mitches are rooting for them, but both team would help each other out against an army of Mitches, I think (assuming theyāre the canon versions of the characters).
Now for the teams that would self destruct immediately: first and foremost, DT!Mitch and tech spec Mitch. One is literally the bad ending version of the other, if DT!Mitch learns of the existence of the other guy, itās on sight. Then season one Mitch would stomp on chibi Mitch to get him to shut up and that would kill him. I also think Glitch and itch and the actual Billy Mitchell and season 3 Mitch are the two teams who wouldnāt get along the most without straight up reaching the murder part.
I know I literally just posted about how cringefail he was in combat but I really think Pathfinder Mitch has a chance at winning the hunger games.
He has actual experience surviving in the wilderness, heās been taught actual warfare, heās the only one with a kill count, and he has no attachment to anyone here so he has no qualms about adding to said kill count. The only thing that might nerf him is that he has no proficiency with firearms, and Iām guessing his shield wonāt be there. He wouldnāt win against most of the other Mitches (or Miko) in actual combat, but he has a higher chance of surviving the environment and making sure the others donāt.
Still, I think most of the Mitches would end up helping Five and Miko survive until the end, and in a fight against Five and Miko without his shield and his dragon, I think Pathfinder Mitch gets his ass kicked. Especially if FragCore Mitch is still around, because that guy is definitely taking the blueberriesā side.
TLDR: my moneyās on Five and Miko, and then ultimately on Five because Miko would eat poisonous berries to save him the trouble of having to kill her, sheās impulsive like that and Five is just too anxious to act upon the idea faster than her.
